Dexter Quotes
Dexter: I promise, to be the very best husband, and father that I can be. [voiceover] A completely, utterly honest vow.
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Dexter: [to his son] Okay, you planning on both of us not sleeping through another three months?
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Dexter: [to his next victim] This is it. This is the big question. Of life, you know. Can I do this? Can I do this? Can I do this? What do you think, Benny, can I? [whispers dramatically] Can I have it all?
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[Dexter is about to kill Benny Gomez, but is interupted when Rita calls his cell phone]
Rita: Dexter, I need you to go to an all-night pharmacy right away.
Dexter: Kinda right in the middle of something, hon.
Rita: Whatever you're doing, it can wait.
[Dexter hangs up]
Dexter: [to Benny] Kids, huh? It's all about sacrifice. [raises his knife to kill him]
Rita: Dexter, I need you to go to an all-night pharmacy right away.
Dexter: Kinda right in the middle of something, hon.
Rita: Whatever you're doing, it can wait.
[Dexter hangs up]
Dexter: [to Benny] Kids, huh? It's all about sacrifice. [raises his knife to kill him]
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Arthur: [to his victim as he kills her] Shhh, shhh. it's already over. It's already over.
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Anton: [pauses during sex with Debra] Hey, do you think you could TiVo Jon Stewart for me?
Debra: You're thinking about Jon Stewart?
Anton: Well, he is handsome and funny...
Debra: You're thinking about Jon Stewart?
Anton: Well, he is handsome and funny...
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Masuka: Dude seriously, 86 the caffeine. You're freaking me out.
Dexter: I have places I have to be.
Masuka: I have places I have to be too. Not good places, but places.
Dexter: I have places I have to be.
Masuka: I have places I have to be too. Not good places, but places.
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Dexter: [voiceover] The backyard barbecue, it's a holdover from the last Ice Age when food was scarce and men had to work together to take down such a large beast. Those who worked well with others survived and their genes have been passed down through the centuries until they landed here, in this... my community.
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Dexter: [voiceover] My father Harry taught me a few simple rules. Never hurt an innocent and never make a scene.
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Dexter: Harry? [voiceover] Where are you now?, when I really need you. When it´s my wife in a bodybag everybody is looking and it´s the neighbor crying, not me.
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Dexter: [voiceover] The danger with community is that those who don't belong are looked upon with suspicion. Those of us who prefer to work by ourselves, the lone wolves, risk being singled out. So I become an expert at blending in, camouflaging myself, being one of the guys.
Dexter: Aster what's that [as Dexter pushes her into the water]
Rita: Dexter, what were you thinking?
Dexter: She was wearing a bathing suit.
Dexter: [voiceover] This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks.
Dexter: Aster what's that [as Dexter pushes her into the water]
Rita: Dexter, what were you thinking?
Dexter: She was wearing a bathing suit.
Dexter: [voiceover] This blending in thing isn't as easy as it looks.
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Deb: How come you never make the coffee even though you're up first?
Anton: 'Cause I don't want it bad enough to make it.
Deb: I don't even know what to say to that.
Anton: Oh baby, if there was chocolate cake here, I'd eat it, but I sure as hell don't want to bake one.
Anton: 'Cause I don't want it bad enough to make it.
Deb: I don't even know what to say to that.
Anton: Oh baby, if there was chocolate cake here, I'd eat it, but I sure as hell don't want to bake one.
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Dexter: Miami Dolphins
Masuka: Club Level! Jeez, who do I got to fuck to get those kind of tickets?
Dexter: Here ... no fucking.
Masuka: Club Level! Jeez, who do I got to fuck to get those kind of tickets?
Dexter: Here ... no fucking.
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Masuka: I put her in a short skirt, so we could see her panties while she's falling.
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Quinn: This Dexter guy. First of all who the fuck is named Dexter? Did his parents know he was going to be a fucking egghead?
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[Dexter is about to kill Zoey Kruger, a police officer who murdered her family]
Zoey Kruger: You can't hide what you are.
Dexter: Oh, I can. I'm better at it than you.
Zoey Kruger: You will choose your life over theirs.
Dexter: I won't. I'd rather risk with them knowing the truth … [Dexter stops talking, thinking] than losing them. [emotionally] I don't want to lose them. I don't.
Zoey Kruger: You can't hide what you are.
Dexter: Oh, I can. I'm better at it than you.
Zoey Kruger: You will choose your life over theirs.
Dexter: I won't. I'd rather risk with them knowing the truth … [Dexter stops talking, thinking] than losing them. [emotionally] I don't want to lose them. I don't.
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Zoey Kruger: You gonna rape and kill me?
Dexter: What is it with you and rape? No one's raping anyone. Killing on the other hand...
Dexter: What is it with you and rape? No one's raping anyone. Killing on the other hand...
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