Daria Quotes
Helen: I haven't seen you this amused since your sister fell at her dance recital.
Daria: That was me.
Helen: Oh. Well, I knew it was one of you girls laughing at one of you girls.
Daria: That was me.
Helen: Oh. Well, I knew it was one of you girls laughing at one of you girls.
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Jodie: Hey Daria. I didn't see you today. You said you might come to the photography meeting for yearbook.
Daria: Yes, well, when the dentist turned off the gas I had a change of heart.
Daria: Yes, well, when the dentist turned off the gas I had a change of heart.
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Helen: Can't you talk to her Quinn? Why don't you set her up with one of your friends? They're all normal.
Quinn: Yeah! And that's exactly why they would laugh me out of town if I tried.
Quinn: Yeah! And that's exactly why they would laugh me out of town if I tried.
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Brittany: The Telltale Heart? I love romance novels!
Daria: Yeah, nothing says "be mine" like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard.
Daria: Yeah, nothing says "be mine" like a pounding heart beneath a floorboard.
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Quinn: And then the other thing is, who came up with the name "tennis bracelet" anyway? It sounds like some kind of a sweatband, if you ask me. You know what I'd name them? Wrist ornaments. It's like a tree ornament, only for your wrist. Doesn't that sound festive?
Jane: [frazzled] Take.... her.... now.
Jane: [frazzled] Take.... her.... now.
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Daria: Look, I'm sorry about last night.
Jane: Ah forget it. It was a rare opportunity; getting to hang out with Brittany in a grunge club. Although her hair did leak onto my shoes.
Daria: You're sure that wasn't her brain?
Jane: Nah, there was too much of it.
Jane: Ah forget it. It was a rare opportunity; getting to hang out with Brittany in a grunge club. Although her hair did leak onto my shoes.
Daria: You're sure that wasn't her brain?
Jane: Nah, there was too much of it.
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Jodie: Oh, so you're a little red. It could happen to anybody. [looks at Mack] Well, it could happen to lots of people.
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Helen: I hope the other girls weren't too disappointed that you got the part over them.
Quinn: Well, let's see. Sandi was really nice about it. She said she's too mature to get upset at somebody else's incredible, unbelievable, undeserved luck. And Brittany just kind of made noises.
Quinn: Well, let's see. Sandi was really nice about it. She said she's too mature to get upset at somebody else's incredible, unbelievable, undeserved luck. And Brittany just kind of made noises.
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Stacy: Then, do you think I should call him?
Daria: Yes, right now. Before I commit justifiable homicide.
[Stacy leaves]
Jane: [robotically] Must-stick-head-cold-water.
Daria: Yes, right now. Before I commit justifiable homicide.
[Stacy leaves]
Jane: [robotically] Must-stick-head-cold-water.
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Quinn: I will make a dainty garland for my head and sing
Sandi: hmm..
Quinn: What?
Sandi: Oh, nothing. I just would say it differently. You wouldn't want to emphasis the wrong word would you?
Quinn: How you would say it ?
Sandi: Well you say 'I will make a dainty garland for my head' when it should be 'I will make a dainty garland for my head
Quinn: Thanks Sandi. [Sandi just smiles]
Sandi: hmm..
Quinn: What?
Sandi: Oh, nothing. I just would say it differently. You wouldn't want to emphasis the wrong word would you?
Quinn: How you would say it ?
Sandi: Well you say 'I will make a dainty garland for my head' when it should be 'I will make a dainty garland for my head
Quinn: Thanks Sandi. [Sandi just smiles]
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Daria: [Notices Jane staring at a cute guy] See something you like or just browsing?
Jane: I'm thinking about getting those running shoes.
Daria: Uh-huh. What color were they?
Jane: I'm thinking about getting those running shoes.
Daria: Uh-huh. What color were they?
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Evan: [referring to Jane] Have you seen this girl run like the wind?
Daria: Have you ever heard her break wind?
Daria: Have you ever heard her break wind?
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Jane: Where are you going?
Trent: Who are you? Mom?
Jane: No, Mom would never ask where you're going.
Trent: Exactly.
Trent: Who are you? Mom?
Jane: No, Mom would never ask where you're going.
Trent: Exactly.
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Jane: [teasing] Oh, dear, our little girl's becoming a woman.
Daria: Shut up.
Jane: Don't you get it, Daria? You did something stupid for a guy. Gee, you may join the human race after all.
Daria: Shut up.
Jane: Don't you get it, Daria? You did something stupid for a guy. Gee, you may join the human race after all.
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Mr. O'Neill: So, what Gardner is telling us is that the writer of fiction has a duty that goes beyond the mere telling of a story. His or her job is to tell a story in such a way as to leave the reader.... what, Kevin?
Kevin: Screaming for more full-contact martial arts excitement?
Mr. O'Neill: Daria?
Daria: I believe Mr. Gardner feels it's the writer's duty to steer the reader toward more conscientious behavior. No matter how dull that makes the story.
Kevin: Screaming for more full-contact martial arts excitement?
Mr. O'Neill: Daria?
Daria: I believe Mr. Gardner feels it's the writer's duty to steer the reader toward more conscientious behavior. No matter how dull that makes the story.
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Future Quinn: Hi. [to kids] You know where Grandma's TV is. Go watch something educational. [kids scamper into living room] Boy, I'm exhausted.
SSW Announcer: Breast implants for chickens-
Future Quinn and Future Daria: Not that!
SSW Announcer: Breast implants for chickens-
Future Quinn and Future Daria: Not that!
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Daria: I almost killed a dog yesterday.
Jane: Gonna work your way up to humans slowly?
Jane: Gonna work your way up to humans slowly?
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Mr. O'Neill: Now, when he shed his regal vestments and began dressing as if he had no money, a very funny thing happened to the prince. What was that? Kevin?
Kevin: He became the poor guy formerly known as the prince?
Kevin: He became the poor guy formerly known as the prince?
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Brittany: Daria, this is my stepmom, Ashley-Amber. Do you recognize her?
Daria: I think so, but it's so hard to remember your childhood nightmares clearly.
Daria: I think so, but it's so hard to remember your childhood nightmares clearly.
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Sandi: They may be poor, but that doesn't mean they should be unfashionable.
Stacy: Right.
Tiffany: Totally.
Daria: They may be shallow, but that doesn't mean they should be executed.
Jane: Yes, it does.
Daria: Very well, I'm sold.
Stacy: Right.
Tiffany: Totally.
Daria: They may be shallow, but that doesn't mean they should be executed.
Jane: Yes, it does.
Daria: Very well, I'm sold.
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St. Patrick: Oh, shut up, you bloody- [Cupid drops him] idiot!
Quinn: What was that?
Daria: My imaginary friend fell down.
Quinn: God, Daria. Even your imaginary friends are embarrassing.
Quinn: What was that?
Daria: My imaginary friend fell down.
Quinn: God, Daria. Even your imaginary friends are embarrassing.
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Jane: This is just like a high school.
Daria: You know, I get the feeling we'll be saying that all our lives.
St. Patrick: It only seems like high school. Actually, it's much worse.
Jane: That's what we'll be saying all our lives.
Daria: You know, I get the feeling we'll be saying that all our lives.
St. Patrick: It only seems like high school. Actually, it's much worse.
Jane: That's what we'll be saying all our lives.
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St.Patrick: : You see Daria, you truly had a wonderful life
Daria: What the hell are you talking about ?
Daria: What the hell are you talking about ?
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Brittany: Jane, your picture's full of bloody people! That's not a still life!
Jane: Sure it is. The blood's the reason they're so still.
Jane: Sure it is. The blood's the reason they're so still.
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Daria: Let's do the math one more time. Your dance decorations were a huge hit.
Jane: Plus.
Daria: But my sister managed to take complete credit for them.
Jane: Minus.
Daria: We hung out with a couple of guys who weren't so bad.
Jane: Plus.
Daria: But they turned out to be carriers of the dreaded Ruttheimer gene.
Jane: Big minus.
Daria: So, we're more or less even on the night.
Jane: Darn. And it came so close to turning out semi-decent.
[They see three members of the Fashion Club locked outside their house, wearing swimsuits, as snow starts to fall.]
Both: [smiling smugly at each other] Plus!
Jane: Plus.
Daria: But my sister managed to take complete credit for them.
Jane: Minus.
Daria: We hung out with a couple of guys who weren't so bad.
Jane: Plus.
Daria: But they turned out to be carriers of the dreaded Ruttheimer gene.
Jane: Big minus.
Daria: So, we're more or less even on the night.
Jane: Darn. And it came so close to turning out semi-decent.
[They see three members of the Fashion Club locked outside their house, wearing swimsuits, as snow starts to fall.]
Both: [smiling smugly at each other] Plus!
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Val: How about doing a cheer for America's coolest young women, my readers?
Brittany: Um, okay. Give me a "V"! Give me an "A"! Give me an "L".... gosh, that's short.
Brittany: Um, okay. Give me a "V"! Give me an "A"! Give me an "L".... gosh, that's short.
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Val: Waterproof eye makeup is so important, Dar. And glitter- I'm really into glitter these days. It makes everyone feel like a star. Are you getting this, Dar? Why don't you read me back your notes?
Daria: Okay. "What am I doing here? How am I going to get through this? Dear God, help me."
Daria: Okay. "What am I doing here? How am I going to get through this? Dear God, help me."
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Mr. DeMartino: My congratulations, Miss Lane. You've done it again.
Jane: Perfect record. I've gotten the same thing three years in a row.
Daria: Accountant?
Jane: That's what happens when you fill in the letter "C" for every answer. Gets the whole test over within five minutes.
Jane: Perfect record. I've gotten the same thing three years in a row.
Daria: Accountant?
Jane: That's what happens when you fill in the letter "C" for every answer. Gets the whole test over within five minutes.
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Tiffany: You.... too.... can learn to.... make...
Daria: [prompts] Yes?
Tiffany: ...friends. Making friends is-
Daria: Fun? Interesting? Impossible?
Tiffany: .... important. Friends can be very-
Daria: Useful? Supportive? Purple?! What?!
Tiffany: You made me lose my place!
Daria: [prompts] Yes?
Tiffany: ...friends. Making friends is-
Daria: Fun? Interesting? Impossible?
Tiffany: .... important. Friends can be very-
Daria: Useful? Supportive? Purple?! What?!
Tiffany: You made me lose my place!
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