Cow and Chicken Quotes
[holds up a sweetcorn-based superhero costume]
The Red Guy: "Corn-Cobb Man"? There's a lotta sick people in this town...
The Red Guy: "Corn-Cobb Man"? There's a lotta sick people in this town...
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[About why he's wearing milking gloves while acting as Cow's doctor]
The Red Guy: Well, I'm thirsty and your daughter's a cow. DO THE MATH!
The Red Guy: Well, I'm thirsty and your daughter's a cow. DO THE MATH!
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[Flem's dad can't explain how Flem and Earl got lost in their own bathtub]
The Red Guy: Of course Flem's dad couldn't explain what had happened, BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT! Oh, just look at those shorts!
The Red Guy: Of course Flem's dad couldn't explain what had happened, BECAUSE HE'S AN IDIOT! Oh, just look at those shorts!
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The Red Guy: [as "Rear Admiral Floyd"] Weeeeell, I'm not asking you to buy my military scout cookies - I'M TELLING YOU!
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Mom: Where would we be without you, Boneless Chicken?
Boneless: Where?! Well, you could be stuck in a creek without a paddle or burning your bridges before they're axed. Who can say, really?
Boneless: Where?! Well, you could be stuck in a creek without a paddle or burning your bridges before they're axed. Who can say, really?
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[After hearing people laugh when he spoke]
Boneless: No, really! That wasn't a joke!
Boneless: No, really! That wasn't a joke!
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