Chuck Quotes
Devon: What are we going to do? We don't have a plan!
Morgan: No plan? Never stopped me before.
Morgan: No plan? Never stopped me before.
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Sarah: You ever been in a long distance relationship?
Casey: No. I either leave or they die.
Casey: No. I either leave or they die.
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Chuck: [over the radio] Look, clearly you have no idea who I am since you only sent ten of your men to take care of me. So let me break it down for you: if you touch a hair on Sarah's head, I will do to you what I've just done to your men. Do you understand? I'm coming down there now.
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General Beckman: Colonel Casey, after the Yves St. Laurent incident, you will obviously have to sit this one out.
John Casey: [quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stilleto...
John Casey: [quietly to himself] Stab one guy with a stilleto...
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Sarah: Chuck, unless you want Beckman to know that we're looking for your mom, we don't have the authority to interrogate Chandler.
Chuck: Well, we don't have the authority to use the supply closet for what it is we use it for, but we do it anyway, don't we?
Chuck: Well, we don't have the authority to use the supply closet for what it is we use it for, but we do it anyway, don't we?
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Heather: Chuck seems like a really nice guy. And he's really in love. Are you?
Sarah: Goodbye, Heather.
Sarah: Goodbye, Heather.
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Chuck: [Sarah's calling Casey] He did just get shot in the leg, and is resting up. So he probably won't be available.
Casey: Casey. What do you need?
Sarah: A little bored, Casey?
Casey: Dear God, give me something to do!
Casey: Casey. What do you need?
Sarah: A little bored, Casey?
Casey: Dear God, give me something to do!
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Sarah: Are you awake? Can you hear me, Chuck? I love you, Chuck. Nothing's ever going to change that. And if you asked me for real, my answer would be "yes."
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Chuck: [Receving a call] They put his tracker on a what? ...No. God, no! Don't shoot it! [Ends the call. To Sarah] They took off his tracker and put it on a cat.
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Casey: [Calling the Buy More] Casey. Code red. I've been drugged. Don't know how long I can stay conscious. Need extraction. In an alley. 4th and Hill. I'll be in a dumpster.
Jeff: Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!
Casey: Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?
Jeff: We're on our way! [into the PA system] Lester! Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.
Jeff: Don't worry, Casey. I know that dumpster!
Casey: Wait! Who is this? Where's Chuck?
Jeff: We're on our way! [into the PA system] Lester! Nerd Herd emergency. Man down! Meet me at the Herder.
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Sarah: What's the matter? You look like you've seen a ghost.
Chuck: I just talked to one. That was my mom.
Chuck: I just talked to one. That was my mom.
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Chuck: [Mary is driving nearly 100 mph and aiming her gun at him] Mom? You hit one pot-hole and this ride gets very messy very quick.
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Morgan: [to Sarah] We all know there is a heart of gold underneath this cold exterior... [he places his hand over her heart]
Sarah: Morgan, please don't touch my chest.
Sarah: Morgan, please don't touch my chest.
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Rye: Well, I don't believe that the psychological rock can be hoisted off by watching kittens play with yarn. My method is - physical, psychological, painful, brutal.
Chuck: Brutal? Can't wait to get started.
Rye: Chuck, if you're serious about restoring the Intersect, then I promise you, at the end of this process, you will be a spy again. What do you say? You with me?
Chuck: Let's get physical.
Chuck: Brutal? Can't wait to get started.
Rye: Chuck, if you're serious about restoring the Intersect, then I promise you, at the end of this process, you will be a spy again. What do you say? You with me?
Chuck: Let's get physical.
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Sarah: Feel like talking yet?
Chanarong: An American agent in a government facility would never use any of that. I'm not afraid.
Sarah: You're right. Normally I wouldn't threaten the subject with death by ammonia injection. Burning somebody from the inside out? Doesn't sound like something that's in the Geneva Convention does it? But this man I'm looking for? He loves me. He wants to marry me.
Chanarong: I see. It's amazing what a woman will do to find a husband. Even the toughest spies in the world are just racing against that biological clock. Tick, tick, tick, tock.
Sarah: You got me. I'm just a needy love crazed girl on a husbant hunt. [she jams the needle in Chanarong's neck] Who's trained in over 200 ways to kill you. Afraid yet?
Chanarong: An American agent in a government facility would never use any of that. I'm not afraid.
Sarah: You're right. Normally I wouldn't threaten the subject with death by ammonia injection. Burning somebody from the inside out? Doesn't sound like something that's in the Geneva Convention does it? But this man I'm looking for? He loves me. He wants to marry me.
Chanarong: I see. It's amazing what a woman will do to find a husband. Even the toughest spies in the world are just racing against that biological clock. Tick, tick, tick, tock.
Sarah: You got me. I'm just a needy love crazed girl on a husbant hunt. [she jams the needle in Chanarong's neck] Who's trained in over 200 ways to kill you. Afraid yet?
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Mary: [saving Chuck and Sarah from Volkoff's assassins]Come with me if you want to live.
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Mary: Charles is my son.
Volkoff: [pointing a gun at Chuck's head] Really?
Mary: Really.
Volkoff: [to Sarah] Really?
Sarah: Really.
Volkoff: [to Chuck] Really?
Chuck: Really!
Volkoff: [pointing a gun at Chuck's head] Really?
Mary: Really.
Volkoff: [to Sarah] Really?
Sarah: Really.
Volkoff: [to Chuck] Really?
Chuck: Really!
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Chuck: Forget it buddy, can't really do anything with Casey being well, Casey.
Morgan: Chuck! bubuleh! Casey is your man-servant, let him man-serve you.
Morgan: Chuck! bubuleh! Casey is your man-servant, let him man-serve you.
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Morgan: Holy hell Sarah! You just scared me to death! I thought you could've been somebody deadly.
Sarah: I am somebody deadly.
Sarah: I am somebody deadly.
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Volkoff: It's basically a suicide mission.
Sarah: I love a good suicide mission.
Volkoff: Me too!
Sarah: I love a good suicide mission.
Volkoff: Me too!
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Chuck: Sarah! Sarah. look I know you have to go...
Sarah: [she kisses him deeply and passionately] I missed you too Chuck.
Chuck: Wow. It's kind of like I'm cheating on you with you right now.
Sarah: Goodbye. Call me on the secure line with the plan.
Chuck: Got it. See you in prison!
Sarah: [she kisses him deeply and passionately] I missed you too Chuck.
Chuck: Wow. It's kind of like I'm cheating on you with you right now.
Sarah: Goodbye. Call me on the secure line with the plan.
Chuck: Got it. See you in prison!
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Chuck: (about his secret way of communicating with Sarah) Right now, she's telling me she loves me. Or she's buying a Buick...I can't really tell.
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Morgan: I happen to be very good at the quick-look-at-your-phone-when-you-get-a-text-but-you-didn’t know-I-looked look.
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Devon: (about Ellie's proposed name for their baby) Grunka?!
Chuck: I can't believe she's gonna name her Grunka.
Devon: Dude!
Chuck: Dude!
Devon: Dude.
Chuck: Dude!
Devon: We can't.
Chuck: You can't.
Devon: Grunka isn’t what you name your beautiful baby girl, it’s what you name...(referring to the other Buy More employees) these people."
Chuck: I can't believe she's gonna name her Grunka.
Devon: Dude!
Chuck: Dude!
Devon: Dude.
Chuck: Dude!
Devon: We can't.
Chuck: You can't.
Devon: Grunka isn’t what you name your beautiful baby girl, it’s what you name...(referring to the other Buy More employees) these people."
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Chuck: You know my dad... he taught me a lot of things. Like looks can be deceiving.
[Casey reveals to Armand that he faked his death by unplugging his heart monitor. Then he knocks out Armand with a bonsai]
Chuck: Fight for your family.
[Sarah ambushes Volkoff's gaurds and disables one with a throwing knife]
Sarah: Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]
Chuck: And of course never use a gun— [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] —unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?
[Casey reveals to Armand that he faked his death by unplugging his heart monitor. Then he knocks out Armand with a bonsai]
Chuck: Fight for your family.
[Sarah ambushes Volkoff's gaurds and disables one with a throwing knife]
Sarah: Mary, quick! [They escape after a brief gun fight]
Chuck: And of course never use a gun— [Volkoff fires the pistol but it is empty] —unless you absolutely have to. I probably should have told you I have this thing about bullets. I was never going to kill you Alexi. But then I am my father's son, aren't I?
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