Barney Thomson Quotes

Wullie: You look like a haunted tree.

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Barney: I'm 50 yrs old, got nothing to show for it. Live in this shitey flat/ not had a ride since Shakin Stephens had a number one, a mother who sticks her claws in like an old buzzard. A man by rights should live to reach his full potential and have a kick at the ball.

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Barney: His Freezer was too wee!

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Holdall: Do you mind saying that again in English, sir?
Man on phone: ...
Holdall: I can't understand a word you're saying.
Man on phone: ...
Holdall: Yeah, I realize you're Scottish!

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