Me and My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse Quotes

Darryl: Can't you just rape me for a bit?
Roy: Darryl, rape, by its very definition, cannot be requested!

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Ryan: If you play with fire... you're bound to get fucked!

Movie: Me and My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse
Darryl: Hey Roy, because I saved your life earlier, I was wondering if you'd put me on the cricket team next year?
Roy: Are you fucking kidding me? No one's getting on that team unless somebody dies first.
Darryl: So, just one person's gotta die? [cocks shotgun, smiles]
Darryl: Easy, I thought I was gonna have to go to training or something! [off Roy's look]
Darryl: What, you should've seen the 6's I was hitting with Joel before!
Joel: Are you out of your skull, Darryl? You have the coordination of a stillborn giraffe!

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Emma: Darryl, what's your plan?
Darryl: What do you mean, like, career plans? I think I'm gonna be a judge.

Movie: Me and My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse
Roy: They made it! They're in the rover!
Darryl: Yes! Hopefully no one else has to die. Especially not me!

Movie: Me and My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse