River City Panic Quotes

Richard: I want a hotdog!

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Richard: No, Marc we can do this!
Marc: No. No, we can't.
Richard: Ya, this is lame.
Richard: We hit gold! Or a Skull!

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Mayor Webster: Go, dig up his body and get it back to the capital! Get it back to Springfield. Hurry!

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Kennedy: So, where do we find this... body?
Darren: Uh, well, according to the surprisingly detailed map, it is approximately adjacent to... the big ass rock.
Doug: So what's the rock for?
Darren: Hiding a dead president, apparently.

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Chief Hicks: You try to touch my boob, and I'll shoot ya.
Chief Hicks: Now, you can. You got gentle hands and it's nice. I don't know what kind of lotion you use but it's good. Smells like fruit.

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