Avatar - The Last Airbender Quotes

Azula: That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because... it's so sharp.
Chan: Ummm... Thaaanks.

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Ty Lee: Thank goodness you're here, Azula. These boys won't leave me alone. I think they all just like me too much!
Azula: Oh come on, Ty Lee, you can't be that stupid.
Ty Lee: What do you mean?
Azula: You make it too easy for them, you're a tease. It's not like they actually care who you are.
(Ty Lee starts crying)
Azula: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm a little (pauses and whispers) jealous.
Ty Lee: Of me? But you're the smartest, prettiest girl in the whole world!
Azula: Well, you're right about those things, but every time I try to talk to boys, they act like I'm going to do something horrible to them...
Ty Lee: But you probably would do something horrible to them. Okay, look. If you want a boy to like you, just look at him, and smile a lot, and laugh at everything he says, even if it's not funny.
Azula: Well, that sounds really shallow and stupid... Let's try it!
Ty Lee: Right. [puts on a boyish voice] Hey there, sweet sugar-cakes. How ya likin' this party?
[Azula does a loud and exaggerated laugh, distracting everybody]

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Zuko: Bad skin?! Normal teenagers worry about bad skin, I don't have that luxury. My father decided to teach me a permanent lesson... ON MY FACE!

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Zuko: I guess you wouldn't understand, would you Azula? Because you're just so perfect.
Azula: Well yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how mom liked Zuko more then me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster...
[Pause]
Azula: She was right, of course! But it still hurt.

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Zuko: For so long now I thought if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home now, my dad talks to me, he even thinks I'm a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I'm not! I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why.
Azula: There's a simple question you need to answer, then. Who are you angry at?
Zuko: No one. I'm just... angry.
Mai: Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?
Zuko: Everyone! I don't know!
Azula: Is it Dad?
Zuko: No, no.
Ty Lee: Your uncle?
Azula: Me?
Zuko: No! No, no, no!
Mai: Then who? Who are you angry at?
Azula: Answer the question, Zuko.
Ty Lee: Talk to us!
Mai: Come on, answer the question.
Azula: Come on, answer it.
Zuko I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!

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(Zuko is standing before a huge portrait of Fire Lord Sozin)
Azula: It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko. (Sarcastically) Make sure he gets your good side.

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(After explaining their great-grandfather Sozin's history to Zuko)
Azula: In the end, he died a very old and successful man.
Zuko: But how did he die?
Azula: Didn't you pay any attention in school, Zuko? He died peacefully in his sleep; he was ancient.

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(Zuko begins to read Sozin's last testament)
Sozin: (voice-over) As I feel my own life dimming, I can't help but think of a time when everything was so much brighter...

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Aang: (in disbelief) You were friends with Fire Lord Sozin?
Roku: Back then he was just Prince Sozin...and he was my best friend.

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Roku: (after watching his younger self fail to speak to Ta Min) Love is hard, when you're young.
Aang: You don't have to tell me.
Roku: Don't worry, it gets better.

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(Sozin and Roku see the Fire Sages approach them)
Sozin: (worried) Did something happen to my father?
Fire Sage: No, Prince Sozin. We are not here for you. We are here to announce the identity of the next Avatar. (the crowd gasps in surprise) It is our honor to serve you, Avatar Roku. (the Fire Sages bow, followed by everyone else in the room)

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(Aang stands up, squats, grunts in a straining manner, sighs with relief, and smiles, all while he is still connected with the Spirit World)
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not.

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Aang: That's amazing! I can't believe you were friends with Monk Gyatso just like I was!
Roku: Some friendships are so strong they can even transcend lifetimes.

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Roku: After all these years, he was still my best friend and a few months later he was my best man.
Aang: Roku, it's that girl who didn't even know you were alive!
Roku: Ta Min... I was persistent. When love is real, it finds a way... and being the Avatar doesn't hurt your chances with the ladies either.

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Sozin: Without you, all my plans are suddenly possible. I have a vision for the future, Roku.

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Sozin: With Roku gone and the Great Comet returning, the timing was perfect to change the world. I knew the next Avatar would be born an Air Nomad so I wiped out the Air Temples, but somehow the new Avatar eluded me. I wasted the remainder of my life searching in vain. I know he's hiding out there somewhere; the Fire Nation's greatest threat, the last Airbender.

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Iroh: You have more than one great-grandfather, Prince Zuko. Sozin was your father's grandfather. Your mother's grandfather was Avatar Roku.
Zuko: (in shock) Why are you telling me this?!
Iroh: Because understanding the struggle between your two great-grandfathers can help you better understand the battle within yourself. Evil and good are always at war inside you, Zuko. It is your nature, your legacy, but there is a bright side. What happened generations ago can be resolved now by you. Because of your legacy, you alone can cleanse the sins of our family and the Fire Nation. Born in you, along with all the strife, is the power to restore balance to the world.

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Katara: You mean after all Roku and Sozin went through together, even after Roku showed him mercy, Sozin betrayed him like that?
Toph: It's like these people are born bad.
Aang: No, that's wrong. I don't think that was the point of what Roku showed me at all.
Sokka: Then what was the point?
Aang: Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I think it was about friendships too.
Toph: Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?
Aang: [Aang takes Toph's hand] I don't see why not.[Katara takes Toph's other]
Sokka: Well, scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that-
Katara: OH SOKKA JUST HOLD HANDS.
[Sokka keeps his face turned and grabs Katara's hand.]

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Katara: This isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
Toph: Why? Because it's fun? And you hate fun?
Katara: I don't hate fun. (puts Momo on her head) See? Fun!

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Sokka: Toph, when I was in town I found something you're not going to like (unfurls a wanted poster)
Toph: Well it sounds like a sheet of paper. But I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
(Later in the episode)
Katara: ...Well then, what's this? (brandishes the same wanted poster)
Toph: (seriously irritated) I don't know! I mean, seriously, what's with you people?! I'm blind!

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[after being attacked by Combustion Man]
Aang: It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
Sokka: You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit!

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Sokka: Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!
Toph: Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!
Sokka: See? It fits so well!

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Sokka: (screams) SNEAK ATTACK!
Aang: (hits Sokka with a rock) Sokka, sneak attack doesn't work if you yell it out loud.

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Katara: I knew this would happen!
Toph: But it was your idea.
Katara: I know.

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Toph: wait a minute, it's a trap
Katara: (sarcastically) really, no kidding

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Aang: I'd steer clear of the sea prunes.
Toph: I thought they were ocean kumquats.
Aang: Close enough.

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(Aang is dreaming)
Aang: Your reign of tyranny is over, Fire Lord. I'm taking you down!
Ozai: Do you really think you can take me down? You're not even wearing pants!
Aang: No, Fire Lord Ozai. You're not wearing pants!
Ozai: (screams) My royal parts are showing!

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Sokka: People disappearing in the woods, weird stuff during full moons…this just reeks of spirit world shenanigans.
Aang: I bet if we take a little walk around town, we'll find out what these people did to the environment to make the spirits mad.
Sokka: And then you can sew up this little mystery, lickety-split, Avatar-style.
Aang: Helping people…that's what I do.

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Hama: I control every muscle, every vein in your body. It's impossible for you to escape my grip!
Katara: Stop... Please...

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Toph: Maybe the Moon Spirit just turned mean.
Sokka: (outraged) The Moon Spirit is a gentle, loving lady! She rules the sky with compassion and... lunar goodness!

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