Tenchi Muyô! Quotes

[a preview for the next episode]
Washu: Coming up next is "No Need For Swimsuits." Ooh boy. Well, they can do whatever they want.

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[final lines]
Ryoko: I'll tell you something, my Tenchi. You know, the carnival comes and goes... if you wait for a while, it'll always come back to you, Tenchi.
Tenchi: I guess you're right, Ryoko... I guess you're right.

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Ayeka: [Pulling Tenchi] What did you just say?
Mihoshi Kuramitsu: Now calm down Ayeka with a dark past.
Ayeka: What are you talking about?

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Tenchi Masaki: [Japanese version. Tenchi is being pulled by Ayeka and Ryoko] Ay-yi.

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Ryoko: Uh, honorable, hon-hon-honorable sir, can I honorably, uh, honor, in the honor... [Ryoko hits herself in the head]
Ryoko: Can I use your phone?

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Ryoko: You shouldn't frown so much Ayeka or those wrinkles will never disappear.

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Kiyone: Mihoshi, my partner, it's already been a month since you died. You were always such a burden to me, and now, I may never see you again. And that knowledge... makes me so HAPPY!

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Mihoshi: I'm telling you, Kiyone, you should learn to relax.
Kiyone: And you should learn to panic!

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