Army of Darkness Quotes

Ash: Yeah! [after shooting King Arthur's sword in half]
Ash: Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

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Ash: [after being sucked into a blackhole in a fake copy of the Necronomicon and struggling back out] Whoa. Wrong book.

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Ash: Now I swear the next one of you primates even *touches* me...

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Deadite Captain: Cry Havoc and let loose the Dogs of War!

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Evil Ash: You're pissing me off, you ugly son of a bitch!

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Old Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.

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