Sex and the City Quotes
Charlotte: I didn't grow up in a naked house.
Carrie: Well I didn't either.
Charlotte: [laughing about a naked woman in the locker room] I bet she grew up in a naked house.
Carrie: She might still live in a naked house.
Carrie: Well I didn't either.
Charlotte: [laughing about a naked woman in the locker room] I bet she grew up in a naked house.
Carrie: She might still live in a naked house.
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Carrie: I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it.
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Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
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Carrie Bradshaw: [to David & Lisa] I'm beginning to think I may not be the marrying kind.
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Samantha Jones: [drunk, to Carrie, on the possibility that Carrie's boyfriend will propose to her] If you turn into one of those married assholes, I'll kill you.
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[last lines]
Carrie Bradshaw: [voice over narration] As I sifted through the rubble of my marriage skirmish, I had a thought. Maybe the fight between marrieds and singles is like the war in Northern Island. We're all basically the same, but somehow we wound up on different sides. Sure, it'd be great to have that one special person to walk home with, but sometimes there's nothing better than meeting your single girlfriends for a night at the movies.
Carrie Bradshaw: [voice over narration] As I sifted through the rubble of my marriage skirmish, I had a thought. Maybe the fight between marrieds and singles is like the war in Northern Island. We're all basically the same, but somehow we wound up on different sides. Sure, it'd be great to have that one special person to walk home with, but sometimes there's nothing better than meeting your single girlfriends for a night at the movies.
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Miranda: I made him cry. No, first I yelled at him - I yelled at my friend the cancer patient - then I made him cry.
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Sean: [ice skating] You know it might be easier to balance without the cigarette.
Carrie: Cigarettes are the only thing that keep me balanced.
Carrie: Cigarettes are the only thing that keep me balanced.
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[Charlotte, on seeing the tacky floral arrangement at Miranda's mother's funeral]
Charlotte: They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco..."
Charlotte: They were supposed to say, "I'm sorry for your loss," not "You're dead, let's disco..."
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Miranda Hobbes: [on the dating scene] There's a lot of push-pull out there, a lot of mixed messages.
Jack Berger: Yeah, I'd have to say that's all code for: He's just not that into you.
Jack Berger: Yeah, I'd have to say that's all code for: He's just not that into you.
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Carrie Bradshaw: So, wait, what happened you couldn't find seats right on the runway?
Samantha Jones: Oh, you can see all the flaws from this angle.
Samantha Jones: Oh, you can see all the flaws from this angle.
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Carrie: That's my call, can you hang on?
Charlotte: [the doorbell rings] No, I can't. That's the locksmith. Bunny's back.
Charlotte: [the doorbell rings] No, I can't. That's the locksmith. Bunny's back.
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[Carrie and Charlotte are in the park]
Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done.
Charlotte: Well, then, "dosvidanya" or however you say it.
Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me.
Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option?
Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often.
Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years.
Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie.
Charlotte: How is it?
Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.
Carrie: The Russian doesn't want to have kids. Had one a long time ago. He's done.
Charlotte: Well, then, "dosvidanya" or however you say it.
Carrie: What? No! For you maybe, but not for me.
Charlotte: Don't you want to have the option?
Carrie: Well, yes. But it's my experience that men like him don't come along that often.
Charlotte: But we're 38! These are the years.
Carrie: Yes, I know, I've heard. I'm running out of time. I don't even have time to eat this cookie.
Charlotte: How is it?
Carrie: It's so good I forgot to have children.
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Carrie: [narration at the finale, during the rooftop party] Don't worry - they have a very lovely life...
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Charlotte: Look. She's got big boobs. So does she. It's the big boobs bonanza issue.
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Miranda: Oh God, Carrie, is this my baby? I mean, what am I waiting for?
Carrie: Sweetie, do you want to leave?
Miranda: No, I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion.
Carrie: Sweetie, do you want to leave?
Miranda: No, I can't have a baby. I could barely find the time to schedule this abortion.
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Carrie: [while talking about a possible cover for her book that she didn't like] Well, wait, let me see it again.
Carrie: [they show her the book] No, absolutely not, I would rather die.
Carrie: [they show her the book] No, absolutely not, I would rather die.
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Carrie: I just left "silent Y" in the bathroom. Oh and P.S., apparently the eighties are back.
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Miranda: I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never okay to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business.
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Charlotte: Allow me to get right to the point. After careful consideration, I have decided that this is the year I am getting married.
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Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk...
[Charlotte storms out of the coffee shop]
Miranda: [to Carrie] And she's never coming back!
[Charlotte storms out of the coffee shop]
Miranda: [to Carrie] And she's never coming back!
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Charlotte: I proposed to myself.
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: All righty.
Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "all righty".
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie: All righty.
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: All righty.
Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says "all righty".
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie: All righty.
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Carrie: [Miranda has just told Carrie that Steve wants to be exclusive, and that she's feeling conflicted about it] Uh-oh. Time for the ol' list.
Miranda: The list?
Carrie: Things you like about Steve, things you don't like about Steve. Then see which list is longer.
Miranda: That seems so judgmental.
Carrie: Miranda, you *are* judgmental. Try putting it to good use.
Miranda: The list?
Carrie: Things you like about Steve, things you don't like about Steve. Then see which list is longer.
Miranda: That seems so judgmental.
Carrie: Miranda, you *are* judgmental. Try putting it to good use.
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Charlotte York: How could you not have seen The Way We Were?
Samantha Jones: Chick film.
Samantha Jones: Chick film.
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[Charlotte is converting to Judaism]
Charlotte: Hello, My name is Charlotte York and I am interested in joining the Jewish faith.
Rabbi: Sorry, we're not interested.
[closes the door in her face]
Charlotte: Hello, My name is Charlotte York and I am interested in joining the Jewish faith.
Rabbi: Sorry, we're not interested.
[closes the door in her face]
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Carrie: What are you doing golfing?
Mr. Big: Oh, I'm just in it for the Scotch afterwards.
Mr. Big: Oh, I'm just in it for the Scotch afterwards.
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Carrie: [laughing uncontrollably] Wait, Wade, Wait... The Chicken Wings. If they come in and see billions of chicken wings they're gonna know
[more laughing]
Carrie: ...that we were smoking the POT.
[more laughing]
Carrie: ...that we were smoking the POT.
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