Sex and the City Quotes
Mr. Big: You make me very happy.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, yeah... put it in writing.
Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, yeah... put it in writing.
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Carrie Bradshaw: Some love stories aren't epic novels, some are short stories
Carrie Bradshaw: But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love.
Carrie Bradshaw: But, that doesn't make them any less filled with love.
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Samantha Jones: Relationships aren't just about being happy. I mean, how often are you happy in your relationship?
Charlotte York: Every day.
Samantha Jones: Every day?
Charlotte York: Well, not all day every day but yes, every day.
Charlotte York: Every day.
Samantha Jones: Every day?
Charlotte York: Well, not all day every day but yes, every day.
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Mr. Big: Would you want to get married?
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I didn't, didn't think that was an option.
Mr. Big: What if it was an option?
Carrie Bradshaw: Why? What? Do you want to get married?
Mr. Big: I wouldn't mind being married to you. Would you mind being married to me?
Carrie Bradshaw: No, no, not, not if that's what you wanted. I mean, is, is that what you want?
Mr. Big: I want you. So, ok.
Carrie Bradshaw: So really, we're, we're getting married?
Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?
Carrie Bradshaw: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.
Carrie Bradshaw: Well, I didn't, didn't think that was an option.
Mr. Big: What if it was an option?
Carrie Bradshaw: Why? What? Do you want to get married?
Mr. Big: I wouldn't mind being married to you. Would you mind being married to me?
Carrie Bradshaw: No, no, not, not if that's what you wanted. I mean, is, is that what you want?
Mr. Big: I want you. So, ok.
Carrie Bradshaw: So really, we're, we're getting married?
Mr. Big: We're getting married. Should we get you a diamond?
Carrie Bradshaw: No. No. Just get me a really big closet.
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Harry Goldenblatt: It's my lot in life to be surrounded by beautiful women.
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Charlotte York: How are you gonna swallow all those?
[referring to Samantha's handful of pills]
Samantha Jones: Have we met?
[referring to Samantha's handful of pills]
Samantha Jones: Have we met?
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Miranda Hobbes: Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job.
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Carrie Bradshaw: You have to take the tradition, and decorate it your way.
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Taxi Driver: No smoking in cab.
Carrie: I'm sorry, we are talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.
Charlotte: I just don't want to be known as the up-the-butt girl.
Carrie: I'm sorry, we are talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.
Charlotte: I just don't want to be known as the up-the-butt girl.
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Samantha: Until he says I love you, you're a free agent.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.
Carrie: What is this? The Rules According to Samantha?
Samantha: See? I'm more old-fashioned than you think.
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Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk...
[Charlotte storms out of the coffee shop]
Miranda: [to Carrie] And she's never coming back!
[Charlotte storms out of the coffee shop]
Miranda: [to Carrie] And she's never coming back!
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Stanford: It's so not fair. All the good ones are straight... even the gay ones.
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Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor.
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Trey: You're learning Chinese?
Charlotte: Well, just in case, I want to be able to speak to the baby.
Charlotte: Well, just in case, I want to be able to speak to the baby.
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Samantha: You have a lot of nerve telling me to get a wax. If you were in Aruba the natives could bead your back.
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Carrie: How does this happen? How do they get the message that the ass is now on the menu?
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Carrie: I just left silent Y in the bathroom. Oh and P.S., apparently the eighties are back.
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Miranda: Okay, I'm definitely in the slow sexual group if even Charlotte is open to this.
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Miranda: I don't want a boyfriend who does that. It's never ok to do that. Wait your turn, shut the door, do your business.
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Charlotte: Allow me to get right to the point, guys. After careful consideration, I have decided that I am getting married this year.
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Samantha: If we could perpetually do blowjobs to every guy on earth, we would own the world. And at the same time have our hands free.
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Lew: You want to go grab a drink?
Miranda: Yes please, the sight of all these white teeth is blinding.
Miranda: Yes please, the sight of all these white teeth is blinding.
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Carrie: This is the day I got arrested for smokin' a doobie.
[giggling uncontrollably]
Carrie: Did you hear that?
[giggling]
Carrie: I said doobie.
[giggling uncontrollably]
Carrie: Did you hear that?
[giggling]
Carrie: I said doobie.
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Charlotte: I proposed to myself.
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: All righty.
Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says all righty.
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie: All righty.
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: All righty.
Carrie: All righty? He said all righty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed, it's that you proposed to a guy that says all righty.
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop.
Carrie: All righty.
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Carrie: The fact is, sometimes it's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes. That's why we need really special ones now and then to make the walk a little more fun.
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Miranda: [Stomps her foot while on the phone at Steve's] DAMMIT! I ****ed up Debbie's B!
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