10 Things I Hate About You Quotes
Kat: I just have one thing to say to you. I'm not that girl.
Patrick: What girl?
Patrick: What girl?
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Bianca: (about Chastity) Kat was right. For a popular girl, she is a teenage Long Duk Dong.
Cameron: I'm sorry, who?
Bianca: The dictator of North Korea.
Cameron: I'm sorry, who?
Bianca: The dictator of North Korea.
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Larry: You girls are late. Where were you?
Bianca: We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.
Bianca: We were having sex with the soccer team. It took longer than expected.
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Kat: (about the yearbook pictures she took) It looks like one of those herpes commercials where everybody is so happy despite the fact that they have herpes.
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Patrick: [to Kat] Looking for me.
Kat: Yes, if you were the ladies' room.
Kat: Yes, if you were the ladies' room.
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Kat: So, you snuck out of the house to go to a party, but you had the wrong address. How does that humiliation taste?
Bianca: Like your stupid soy burgers.
Bianca: Like your stupid soy burgers.
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Walter Stratford: Bianca, calm down. I'll take you to the party... and I'll just wait for you in the car outside.
Bianca: Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a BabyBjörn?
Bianca: Sure, Dad, why don't you carry me in a BabyBjörn?
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Kat Stratford: [referring to Bianca] If she is your little flower, what am I?
Walter Stratford: You're my big, tough cactus!
Kat Stratford: Green, spiny and phallic. That's great, Dad.
Walter Stratford: You're my big, tough cactus!
Kat Stratford: Green, spiny and phallic. That's great, Dad.
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Bianca Stratford: When I go out, I have to file the flight plans with the FAA. But she gets to go out without questions asked?
Walter Stratford: [to Kat] Gonna drink?
Kat Stratford: No.
Walter Stratford: Drugs?
Kat Stratford: No.
Walter Stratford: Sex?
Kat Stratford: Gross.
Walter Stratford: [to Bianca] Satisfied?
Walter Stratford: [to Kat] Gonna drink?
Kat Stratford: No.
Walter Stratford: Drugs?
Kat Stratford: No.
Walter Stratford: Sex?
Kat Stratford: Gross.
Walter Stratford: [to Bianca] Satisfied?
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Patrick: I think I finally figured you out. Drop trash on me, drag we in a detention, steal my backpack; you're obsessed with me.
Kat: Hmm. What can I say? We and me in this sexy vests, picking up trash, this sweet scent of garbage in the air... Welcome to my dream date.
Kat: Hmm. What can I say? We and me in this sexy vests, picking up trash, this sweet scent of garbage in the air... Welcome to my dream date.
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Patrick Verona: You can go.
Kat Stratford: No. no, no ,no. I'm not gonna go.
Patrick Verona: Because you're obsessed with me.
Kat Stratford: No. no, no ,no. I'm not gonna go.
Patrick Verona: Because you're obsessed with me.
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Bianca Stratford: I have a big fat favour to ask.
Chastity Church: Uh - I don't respond to fat.
Bianca Stratford: Okay, small skinny favour then.
Chastity Church: Uh - I don't respond to fat.
Bianca Stratford: Okay, small skinny favour then.
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(Walter arrives at the school auto shop to discover that Kat has disassembled many pieces from her car)
Walter: Why didn't you call me earlier?
Kat: This is a car, not a uterus.
Walter: Why didn't you call me earlier?
Kat: This is a car, not a uterus.
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Chastity: (to Bianca) Listen, Joey has the attention span of a Cheerio, so keep him focused, OK?
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Joey: (to a shirtless Cameron) Man, I really admire you for busting stereotypes. I'm actually trying to do the same thing. I wanna show the world that straight guys can be models, in the same way that you're trying to show the world that... that gay guys don't have to have six-pack abs.
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Kat: How can I call myself an environmentalist when I'm single-handedly exterminating polar bears with my Chernobyl-mobile?
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Bianca: (to Joey about her dad) I'm sorry. He has some sort of disease that makes him cranky. I think it's man-opause.
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Cameron: (referring to Bianca) You know what? I don't want to get over her. I want to be the guy in the movie who never gives up and eventually gets the girl.
Michael: Yeah. I don't watch those movies... unless there's nudity.
Michael: Yeah. I don't watch those movies... unless there's nudity.
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(The guys are watching Kat working on her car)
Ray: Twenty says she quits by the end of the day.
Brad: Oh, come on if everyone bets against her, there's no point in having a pool.
Ray: Patrick?
Brad: Do you wanna bet on her?
Patrick: Not while she's anywhere near power-tools.
(Kat looks up and gives them all a dirty look and walks over.)
Kat: I'll bet on myself.
Brad: Careful, that money could buy you a bunch of tampons.
(Brad and Ray bump fists and walk away laughing.)
Ray: Twenty says she quits by the end of the day.
Brad: Oh, come on if everyone bets against her, there's no point in having a pool.
Ray: Patrick?
Brad: Do you wanna bet on her?
Patrick: Not while she's anywhere near power-tools.
(Kat looks up and gives them all a dirty look and walks over.)
Kat: I'll bet on myself.
Brad: Careful, that money could buy you a bunch of tampons.
(Brad and Ray bump fists and walk away laughing.)
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Joey: I got to go tell the coach before he gives my jersey away.
Bianca: Um, don't worry. It has your name on it.
Joey: I know, which is why I don't want him to give it away! Duh?
Bianca: Um, don't worry. It has your name on it.
Joey: I know, which is why I don't want him to give it away! Duh?
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Walter: Kat, I'm sure somewhere on the Internet, there's a manual on how to deliver a baby. But it doesn't mean you know your way around a uterus.
Kat: Why can't my dad just be an accountant?
Kat: Why can't my dad just be an accountant?
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Walter: So, what's distracting you from setting the table?
Kat: I'm turning my giant carbon footprint into a cute little baby foot - by converting my car into a biodiesel.
Walter: Huh, by yourself?
Kat: You think a woman can't do it?
Walter: Sure she can if she's a mechanic. You do realize that this is your only car and if you destroy it I'm not getting you another one.
Kat: Relax, Dad, I printed a comprehensive instruction manual off the Internet. It got nine out of ten stars.
Kat: I'm turning my giant carbon footprint into a cute little baby foot - by converting my car into a biodiesel.
Walter: Huh, by yourself?
Kat: You think a woman can't do it?
Walter: Sure she can if she's a mechanic. You do realize that this is your only car and if you destroy it I'm not getting you another one.
Kat: Relax, Dad, I printed a comprehensive instruction manual off the Internet. It got nine out of ten stars.
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Cameron: I really need advice from someone other than my friend Michael. There's a reason the only girl he's kissed is his cousin Ruth.
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Ms. Sommers: Kat, astronauts on the international space station can see that you're a feminist.
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Cameron: (talking to Bianca about the soda) Sometimes they take a while to drop.
Patrick: So do your testicles.
Patrick: So do your testicles.
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Bianca: Speaking of inflation, can I get an advance on my allowance?
Walter: Stop being a capitalist. I'm not an ATM. You can't just push my buttons and get cash.
Walter: Stop being a capitalist. I'm not an ATM. You can't just push my buttons and get cash.
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Cameron: Yeah, maybe I can do that this afternoon while I'm setting up her online commerce.
Patrick: Yeah, you can protect her from all that unwanted spam.
Cameron: I can be her anti-virus software.
Patrick: Yeah, you can protect her from all that unwanted spam.
Cameron: I can be her anti-virus software.
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Kat: (carrying a clipboard for her petition) Will you sign this? It would be nice to have a real person other than Mr. Balzac and Mr. I.P. Freely.
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Bianca [to Dawn]: Why can't Brad and Angie adopt us?
Dawn: At least I've got a shot. I'm Asian.
Dawn: At least I've got a shot. I'm Asian.
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