Wonderfalls Quotes
Katrina: I was wrong. You're not hearing the devil. You are the devil.
Jaye: Just so we're clear? Calling a girl the devil in front of the boy she likes? Not the best way to keep a friend.
Jaye: Just so we're clear? Calling a girl the devil in front of the boy she likes? Not the best way to keep a friend.
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Sharon Tyler: [sees Jaye crying] What is wrong?
Jaye: I let him go. I had to let him go, but I didn't wanna let him go. I wanted to keep this one. Why can't I have nice things?
Sharon Tyler: Your little friend who likes the zoo?
Jaye: I know there's that whole clause about letting somebody go and what it means if they come back and blah, blah, blah. But I already told him not to come back, fairly definitively. But what I really wanted to tell him was not to go.
Sharon Tyler: Jaye, you are in love.
Jaye: Don't make fun of me.
Sharon Tyler: Do you love him?
Jaye: Yes.
Sharon Tyler: Is he gone?
Jaye: He's going.
Sharon Tyler: Is... he... gone? Is he?
Jaye: I let him go. I had to let him go, but I didn't wanna let him go. I wanted to keep this one. Why can't I have nice things?
Sharon Tyler: Your little friend who likes the zoo?
Jaye: I know there's that whole clause about letting somebody go and what it means if they come back and blah, blah, blah. But I already told him not to come back, fairly definitively. But what I really wanted to tell him was not to go.
Sharon Tyler: Jaye, you are in love.
Jaye: Don't make fun of me.
Sharon Tyler: Do you love him?
Jaye: Yes.
Sharon Tyler: Is he gone?
Jaye: He's going.
Sharon Tyler: Is... he... gone? Is he?
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Katrina: You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking to you through plastic animals when nothing talks to you just like nothing talks to me.
Jaye: I didn't make anything up.
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Ha! See? It just talked to me. [Jaye holds up the wax lion]
Katrina: Oh for God's sake.
Jaye: Maybe! Maybe it is for God's sake!
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Except it's telling me to break a tail light. Which is vandalism. Which is the Devil's work. Which is why one little exorcism is not too much to ask.
Katrina: Is this fun for you? Torturing a wayward nun?
Jaye: Oh, yeah, this is a laugh-riot. This is where I would most like to be - standing in the freezing cold being called a liar by a nun and coerced by a Wax Lion to commit crime. It's so much fun! [Car rolls up and break the tail light of the car in front of it]
Jaye: Great.
Katrina: What just happened?
Jaye: [to wax lion] You little bastard! I can't afford my insurance premiums as it is!
Katrina: [stunned] Your car. It broke the tail light!
Jaye: I know. But I don't think anyone else saw. So, since you and the Priest aren't gonna help me, the least you can do is not tell anyone. [Jaye gets into the car, slams into one more car and gets out of the parking lot]
Jaye: I didn't make anything up.
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Ha! See? It just talked to me. [Jaye holds up the wax lion]
Katrina: Oh for God's sake.
Jaye: Maybe! Maybe it is for God's sake!
Wax Lion: Break the tail light.
Jaye: Except it's telling me to break a tail light. Which is vandalism. Which is the Devil's work. Which is why one little exorcism is not too much to ask.
Katrina: Is this fun for you? Torturing a wayward nun?
Jaye: Oh, yeah, this is a laugh-riot. This is where I would most like to be - standing in the freezing cold being called a liar by a nun and coerced by a Wax Lion to commit crime. It's so much fun! [Car rolls up and break the tail light of the car in front of it]
Jaye: Great.
Katrina: What just happened?
Jaye: [to wax lion] You little bastard! I can't afford my insurance premiums as it is!
Katrina: [stunned] Your car. It broke the tail light!
Jaye: I know. But I don't think anyone else saw. So, since you and the Priest aren't gonna help me, the least you can do is not tell anyone. [Jaye gets into the car, slams into one more car and gets out of the parking lot]
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Mahandra: [reversing her decision to miss her reunion] I'm going.
Jaye: What?
Mahandra: I'll go to your little shindig.
Jaye: You will? Great! Okay, here's the list Gretchen gave me ...
Mahandra: [interrupting, angrily] Oh, no. I've got my *own* list of things to do, and at the top of it? Destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Jaye: What?
Mahandra: I'll go to your little shindig.
Jaye: You will? Great! Okay, here's the list Gretchen gave me ...
Mahandra: [interrupting, angrily] Oh, no. I've got my *own* list of things to do, and at the top of it? Destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
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Mahandra: [reversing her decision to miss her reunion] I'm going.
Jaye: What?
Mahandra: I'll go to your little shindig.
Jaye: You will? Great! Okay, here's the list Gretchen gave me ...
Mahandra: [interrupting, angrily] Oh, no. I've got my *own* list of things to do, and at the top of it? Destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
Jaye: What?
Mahandra: I'll go to your little shindig.
Jaye: You will? Great! Okay, here's the list Gretchen gave me ...
Mahandra: [interrupting, angrily] Oh, no. I've got my *own* list of things to do, and at the top of it? Destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt-puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight... accounts are comin' due.
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"I Wonder Why the Wonder Falls" by Andy Partridge - Wonderfalls Opening Theme - Promotional video
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Gretchen: Did you end up over-educated and unemployable like you said in the yearbook?
Jaye: Yep.
Jaye: Yep.
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Sharon: You tell people we're not related.
Jaye: It was just that one time.
Sharon: It was Grandpa's wake!
Jaye: It was just that one time.
Sharon: It was Grandpa's wake!
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Eric: Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?
Jaye: I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.
Jaye: I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.
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[Jaye picks a quarter out of the fountain]
Girl: You're not supposed to steal!
Jaye: You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!
Girl: You're not supposed to steal!
Jaye: You're not supposed to talk to strangers. Piss off!
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Jaye: I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt.
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Mahandra: I've got my own list of things to do. And at the top of it: destroy Gretchen Speck. You may be the universe's butt puppet, but I'm its right-hand fist of fate. And tonight, accounts are comin' due.
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Eric: So, did you defy the chicken?
Jaye: Uh-huh.
Eric: And how'd that work out for ya?
Jaye: I think I may have killed a man.
Eric: Oh. So not as well as we'd hoped then?
Jaye: Uh-huh.
Eric: And how'd that work out for ya?
Jaye: I think I may have killed a man.
Eric: Oh. So not as well as we'd hoped then?
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Jaye: You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated than you are — but don't surround yourself with total narcissists. Otherwise, things start to be about something other than you.
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Bianca: Your home is a trailer. Don't you see the beautiful poetry in that? It's a thing that's been designed to go someplace, and yet the hitch isn't hooked up to anything. So it just sits here, never living up to it's potential... but never in any danger of breaking down either.
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Jaye: A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more succesful than I am, which could be because I live in a trailer that, while it may look like Jeannie's bottle, is actually slightly smaller.
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Jaye: What do you get off brow-beating a hooker? Jesus was nice to prostitutes.
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Eric: The man, do you remember what he looked like?
Janitor: Strange looking sort. Dressed in all black. I remember thinking that if Johnny Cash had been born an Irishman, the music would have been more lilting.
Janitor: Strange looking sort. Dressed in all black. I remember thinking that if Johnny Cash had been born an Irishman, the music would have been more lilting.
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Jaye: If you were so happy with the sisters in the field, why did you leave?
Katrina: It was the cheese. The cheese was my undoing. [indicating her plate] This is the miracle of life melted over these chili fries. The bacterial flirtation with enzymes. The co-mingling of friendly micro-organisms giving birth to curds and whey, "And from dust He created the universe."
Jaye: The dairy-board must love you.
Katrina: It was the cheese. The cheese was my undoing. [indicating her plate] This is the miracle of life melted over these chili fries. The bacterial flirtation with enzymes. The co-mingling of friendly micro-organisms giving birth to curds and whey, "And from dust He created the universe."
Jaye: The dairy-board must love you.
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Jaye: Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.
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Jaye: The voices, the animals, I was just mad at them. But they aren’t demonic. It just feels like that sometimes when they make me help people.
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Karen: Sharon, go talk to your father. You're his favorite.
[Sharon leaves the kitchen]
Aaron: I thought I was his favorite.
Karen: We don't have favorites.
[Sharon leaves the kitchen]
Aaron: I thought I was his favorite.
Karen: We don't have favorites.
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Aaron: Oh my God, that guy just blew his nose on the ground. I thought Canadians were supposed to be clean.
Jaye: Just don't make eye contact.
Jaye: Just don't make eye contact.
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Jaye: Well, if it isn't the squealer. Thanks for squealing, squealer.
Sharon: How am I a squealer?
Jaye: Uh, could it be the squealing? You ambushed us with the fuzz. You were all back-lit and evil-smoking like that guy on the X-Files.
Sharon: How am I a squealer?
Jaye: Uh, could it be the squealing? You ambushed us with the fuzz. You were all back-lit and evil-smoking like that guy on the X-Files.
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