Unfriended Quotes

Blaire Lily: [after the free lives cam advertisement I closed by her on her desktop]Okay guys, I am not going to sit her and let her do this, okay Adam was right we cannot listen to her.
Laura: Hands up everyone we're still playing. I've got a question for you JESS.
Jess Felton: [whimpering and crying]I didn't do anything.
Blaire Lily: Okay Jess do not answer, okay whatever you do, do not answer. [Lamp lighting Jess' bedroom is then ushered out causing Jess to scream and flee to her ensuite bathroom with her laptop]
Blaire Lily: Okay Jess! Just hide Jess! Just hide!

Movie: Unfriended
Val Rommel: [In response to Ken's statement of her meant to be acquiring the group's tickets]No, No so I heard you were meant to be buying them and now three of us will get to sit in the balcony and three of us will have to sit in the orchestra.
Blaire Lily: What seats are better, balcony or orchestra?
Val Rommel: Balcony.
Blaire Lily: Balcony!
Val Rommel: Okay so we can take one more in balcony.
Jess Felton: [laughing and swaying on chair side to side]I'll take it in the orchestra.
Val Rommel: I'm sure you will.
Blaire Lily: [laughing and covering mouth]Jess that's...
Jess Felton: [laughing in unison]I can't believe you're the only one that got that.

Movie: Unfriended
Adam Sewell: [In frustration with Blaire's forwarding attempts for the Val Exposure email from Bill.ie]Oh my god Blaire do you know how to use a fucking computer? Fucking open it! Just forward this shit on to Ken so we don't have to deal with this anymore, my god.

Movie: Unfriended
Matt: [Leaning over a passing out Laura]I Need you to get out of here!
Laura: [Placing his hand against Matt's face and closing eyes laying down upon steel chair bench]Shh, I'm going to bed.

Movie: Unfriended