Unfriended Quotes
Blaire Lily: This is Laura's account. [surprised as a skype message surfaces from billie227]
Movie: Unfriended
Val Rommel: Hey billie, why don't you give me your address so I can come over there and knock the trash out of your mouth.
Ken Smith: Oooh fight!
Laura: You wouldn't like it here...
Ken Smith: Oooh fight!
Laura: You wouldn't like it here...
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Mitch Roussel: Take it off, before I cut it off [brandishes kitchen knife smirking]
Blaire Lily: [beginning to unbutton after rising up from bed laughing]You're cute when you're violent.
Blaire Lily: [beginning to unbutton after rising up from bed laughing]You're cute when you're violent.
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Ken Smith: Now to try some of my famous brew of salsa! [brandishes mixed up blender of food and drink to group]
Blaire Lily: Ken that is so disgusting! [laughing]
Blaire Lily: Ken that is so disgusting! [laughing]
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Val Rommel: Hey did you guys order your tickets two weeks ago like I asked youse to do...
Blaire Lily: Wh-... what seats are better... balcony or orchestra?
Blaire Lily: Wh-... what seats are better... balcony or orchestra?
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Laura: Never Have I Ever... defaced Laura Barns' grave.
Jess Felton: [crying and hyperventilating]No! Please Laura that wasn't me! I swear! Please no! [the countdown of seconds going from 19 continues]
Adam Sewell: Please Laura she's telling the truth, it was me Laura, it wasn't Jess.
Jess Felton: [crying and hyperventilating]No! Please Laura that wasn't me! I swear! Please no! [the countdown of seconds going from 19 continues]
Adam Sewell: Please Laura she's telling the truth, it was me Laura, it wasn't Jess.
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Laura: Never Have I Ever... made out with Laura Barns
Mitch Roussel: [as the seconds tick away and Adam faces death with the losing fingers]It was me, Blaire I swear it meant nothing, it was at Adam's and it only lasted for five seconds...
Mitch Roussel: [as the seconds tick away and Adam faces death with the losing fingers]It was me, Blaire I swear it meant nothing, it was at Adam's and it only lasted for five seconds...
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Laura: Never Have I Ever... crashed Jess' mom's car.
Blaire Lily: That was me.
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Adam Sewell: See not so perfect and innocent now huh Blaire?
Blaire Lily: Look I have apologized for that which is more then can be said for her.
Blaire Lily: That was me.
Blaire Lily ,
Adam Sewell: See not so perfect and innocent now huh Blaire?
Blaire Lily: Look I have apologized for that which is more then can be said for her.
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Jess Felton: Laura! Laura please it wasn't me, I wasn't lying! Blaire, Blaire please I swear it wasn't me! You know I never did that, please make her stop, why is she doing this? [crying and backing away from her desktop]
Blaire Lily: Jess I know, Jess please listen to me... everything is going to be ok, Laura please! Laura she didn't do anything please stop!
Blaire Lily: Jess I know, Jess please listen to me... everything is going to be ok, Laura please! Laura she didn't do anything please stop!
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Mitch Roussel: I can't believe you'd do this me, I love you fucking slut [crying]
Blaire Lily: [crying in return and wheezing]No, please don't call me that baby I love you.
Blaire Lily: [crying in return and wheezing]No, please don't call me that baby I love you.
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Adam Sewell: My turn ok Laura... let's make this interesting alright... Never Have I Ever Had sex.
Laura: [types it into the group]Never Have I Ever Had Sex!
Laura: [types it into the group]Never Have I Ever Had Sex!
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Blaire Lily: [whispering]Laura?... Laura are you ok? [begins chuckling quietly whilst recording Laura and zooming in on her face]
Laura: [murmuring]mmmhm...
Laura: [murmuring]mmmhm...
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Laura: Woo! Who wants to see my butt? She's going to see my ass tonight! [points at a female partygoer]
Matt: Yeah! I'm going to see your ass tonight too Laura! [moves in over a now lying down Laura]
Matt: Yeah! I'm going to see your ass tonight too Laura! [moves in over a now lying down Laura]
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Val Rommel: Hi billie, listen sweetheart you're a fucking asshole if you don't take these down right now, i'll come over there and knock the trash out of your ears.
Laura: Sounds great, But you wouldn't like it here.
Val Rommel: Who the fuck is this guy?
Laura: Sounds great, But you wouldn't like it here.
Val Rommel: Who the fuck is this guy?
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Ken Smith: [upon Laura's webcam displaying a grated image]Hey genius! We can see you.
Jess Felton: What is that? Like a lattice or crate? [Ken sighs and stands up off his chair]
Ken Smith: Ken!
Ken Smith: What?
Jess Felton: Uh, stand back for a second.
Ken Smith: Why?
Adam Sewell: Just do it dude. [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind]
Jess Felton: What is that? Like a lattice or crate? [Ken sighs and stands up off his chair]
Ken Smith: Ken!
Ken Smith: What?
Jess Felton: Uh, stand back for a second.
Ken Smith: Why?
Adam Sewell: Just do it dude. [Ken stands back and begins to wave his right arm indicating Laura's webcam is capturing him from behind]
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Ken Smith: Alright, it's just a game, we're all just gonna download it and play it right?
Laura: [IM]ken, what are you doing?
Ken Smith: Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
Trojan Destroyer program: [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
Adam Sewell: Ok, I just launched it.
Trojan Destroyer program: [program launches and scans]
Adam Sewell: I got something for you, billie227.
Ken Smith: Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
Blaire Lily: Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
Ken Smith: Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
Laura: [starts timer][IM]
Laura: u have 1 minute to stop this
Ken Smith: Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
Mitch Roussel: It's not gonna delete these.
Ken Smith: Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
Adam Sewell: [grabs gun and points at screen]
Ken Smith: Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
Mitch Roussel: [finishes scan]Mine's the same.
Ken Smith: Ok, Jess?
Jess Felton: [finishes scan]Mine's done!
Ken Smith: Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
Blaire Lily: We're just gonna [inaudible/webcam glitch]
Blaire Lily: Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
Laura: [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
Blai
Laura: [IM]ken, what are you doing?
Ken Smith: Not doing anything, man. I just wanted to play a game! You like games you seem to like games, dude, I thought we were gonna play. A fucking, great game for you man.
Trojan Destroyer program: [everybody downloads just a game.dmg/.exe]
Adam Sewell: Ok, I just launched it.
Trojan Destroyer program: [program launches and scans]
Adam Sewell: I got something for you, billie227.
Ken Smith: Is it searching, guys? Did everybody download it?
Blaire Lily: Mine's got something. Mine's got something.
Ken Smith: Ok, good. Wait until everybody got something. Is it flagging? Has everybody got some flags? It should be more than one, two, it should be multiple. Ok cool.
Laura: [starts timer][IM]
Laura: u have 1 minute to stop this
Ken Smith: Ok, trash. Trash all of those and then empty your recycling bins, ok? Empty your recycling bins after trashing them, do not save them. Everything! Everything that's flagged.
Mitch Roussel: It's not gonna delete these.
Ken Smith: Just fucking listen to me! Trust me, dude.
Adam Sewell: [grabs gun and points at screen]
Ken Smith: Is it deleted? What's going on? Keep me updated, guys. Ok, Adam's done. Mitch?
Mitch Roussel: [finishes scan]Mine's the same.
Ken Smith: Ok, Jess?
Jess Felton: [finishes scan]Mine's done!
Ken Smith: Ok, Blaire? Blaire! Blaire!
Blaire Lily: We're just gonna [inaudible/webcam glitch]
Blaire Lily: Blaire's bin guys. It's gonna be cool. I promise!
Laura: [timer flashes 10 seconds left in red]
Blai
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Blaire Lily: [after IMessaging Mitch about talking with Val tonight and checking her Facebook Inbox from Laura]Guys have you talked to Val tonight?
Jess Felton: Oh dude, when we were at Adam's she was telling people I have a drinking problem.
Adam Sewell: You do.
Blaire Lily: I'm gonna add her.
Ken Smith: Can I just be honest I don't like Val, I don't like her.
Jess Felton: [laughing]Nobody likes Val... except for Val
Ken Smith: Except for Val, yeah I know... [as Jess laughs at him finishing her sentence]
Ken Smith: You just get me Jess.
Jess Felton: Oh dude, when we were at Adam's she was telling people I have a drinking problem.
Adam Sewell: You do.
Blaire Lily: I'm gonna add her.
Ken Smith: Can I just be honest I don't like Val, I don't like her.
Jess Felton: [laughing]Nobody likes Val... except for Val
Ken Smith: Except for Val, yeah I know... [as Jess laughs at him finishing her sentence]
Ken Smith: You just get me Jess.
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Val Rommel: [In response to her tagged photos on Jess' facebook entitled VAL GETS SH*TFACED]Jess, what the shit?
Jess Felton: [Confused and laughing]Wow, I didn't...
Val Rommel: These just came from your account, why did you post these?
Jess Felton: [laughing and still confused]I've never seen these before but Val these are incredible, I didn't know you were so much fun.
Val Rommel: Delete them Jess.
Jess Felton: I don't what to say but I've never...
Val Rommel: Oh my god Jess you trashy little bitch delete them.
Jess Felton: [laughing in disbelief and curling back]Wait a second, did you just call me trashy, seriously?
Val Rommel: Yes Jess, yes I did.
Jess Felton: [Angry and defensive]Okay so you're asking me to do you a fucking favor by taking down these photos which I didn't post in the fucking first place.
Val Rommel: Oh my god, I'm asking for you a favor! I'm asking you for a favor really?
Jess Felton: Yeah, so you can either be nice to me and I can help you, or you can suck my fucking dick and piss off.
Val Rommel: Can you just close your trashy little mouth for like one second.
Jess Felton: Okay I will beat your goddamn ass any day if you come over here bitch.
Jess Felton: [Confused and laughing]Wow, I didn't...
Val Rommel: These just came from your account, why did you post these?
Jess Felton: [laughing and still confused]I've never seen these before but Val these are incredible, I didn't know you were so much fun.
Val Rommel: Delete them Jess.
Jess Felton: I don't what to say but I've never...
Val Rommel: Oh my god Jess you trashy little bitch delete them.
Jess Felton: [laughing in disbelief and curling back]Wait a second, did you just call me trashy, seriously?
Val Rommel: Yes Jess, yes I did.
Jess Felton: [Angry and defensive]Okay so you're asking me to do you a fucking favor by taking down these photos which I didn't post in the fucking first place.
Val Rommel: Oh my god, I'm asking for you a favor! I'm asking you for a favor really?
Jess Felton: Yeah, so you can either be nice to me and I can help you, or you can suck my fucking dick and piss off.
Val Rommel: Can you just close your trashy little mouth for like one second.
Jess Felton: Okay I will beat your goddamn ass any day if you come over here bitch.
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Blaire Lily: Please I need you to call the Fresno County Police Department right now, something is happening...
Rando Pauls: [Stoned and mocking Blaire's plea on ChatRoulette]Something is happening... it is happening right now [begins to laugh along with friend]
Rando Pauls: [Stoned and mocking Blaire's plea on ChatRoulette]Something is happening... it is happening right now [begins to laugh along with friend]
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billie227: Can someone please explain the rules to Laura?
Adam Sewell: Why don't *you* explain to her, you GAY MAN!
Adam Sewell: Why don't *you* explain to her, you GAY MAN!
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[last lines] Blaire Lily: [sobbing out of control]Laura, I'm sorry that we drifted apart!
Laura: 'Drifted apart'? Is that how you remember it? I think there's more to the story. [Laura then tags Blaire with the Leaky Laura video on her Facebook page]
Blaire Lily: No... [the video shows Laura sleeping drunk on the ground, Blaire is then shown laughing in the video]
Blaire Lily: [video]I got her! [video ends]
Blaire Lily: I'm sorry.
Laura: What you've done will live here forever. [many of Blaire's Facebook friends post several angry comments on Blaire's page]
Laura: I wish I could forgive you, Blaire. [Laura signs off Skype as Blaire is left alone consumed in guilt and fear, the door is then heard creaking open, a pair of hands slams the laptop screen shut]
Blaire Lily: NO! Laura? [Laura's demonic face lunges at the screen until it cuts to black]
Blaire Lily: [screams]NO!
Laura: 'Drifted apart'? Is that how you remember it? I think there's more to the story. [Laura then tags Blaire with the Leaky Laura video on her Facebook page]
Blaire Lily: No... [the video shows Laura sleeping drunk on the ground, Blaire is then shown laughing in the video]
Blaire Lily: [video]I got her! [video ends]
Blaire Lily: I'm sorry.
Laura: What you've done will live here forever. [many of Blaire's Facebook friends post several angry comments on Blaire's page]
Laura: I wish I could forgive you, Blaire. [Laura signs off Skype as Blaire is left alone consumed in guilt and fear, the door is then heard creaking open, a pair of hands slams the laptop screen shut]
Blaire Lily: NO! Laura? [Laura's demonic face lunges at the screen until it cuts to black]
Blaire Lily: [screams]NO!
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Mitch Roussel: Come on your in real estate, sell this to me.
Blaire Lily: Oh ok, well witness exhibit B, a human's right leg.
Blaire Lily: Oh ok, well witness exhibit B, a human's right leg.
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Blaire Lily: What else do you think I did? [crying as she looks over Laura's final Skype IMS]
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Jess Felton: Like the drinking game?
Laura: Exactly, except in this version the loser doesn't drink... the loser dies.
Laura: Exactly, except in this version the loser doesn't drink... the loser dies.
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Val Rommel: Hey Billie, sweetheart you're a fucking arsewhole, so why don't you take down the photos.
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Jess Felton: [Upon hearing Laura's explained version of Never Have I Ever and whimpering]I'm going to lose. I don't want to play.
Laura: Would you rather I just killed you now JESS?
Laura: Would you rather I just killed you now JESS?
Movie: Unfriended