Unfriended Quotes

Text from Trailer: [from trailer]Online, your memories live forever... but so do your mistakes.

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Blaire's account: [a text suspiciously came out of nowhere, probably by Laura, who may have hacked into Blaire's account]What's fat and white and red all over? Ken in a blender.

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Adam Sewell: [when he hears some unusual noises inside his house]Who's there? I HAVE A FUCKING GUN, YOU HEAR ME?
Adam Sewell: [the lights in the house turned off suddenly]FUCK! What the fuck...

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Val Rommel: Ken if this is you I swear I will burn you alive.

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Laura: I wish I could forgive you. [signs off following Blaire's apology and scroll through their shared facebook photos]

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Blaire Lily: Look Laura, do you remember all the good times we had together, we were close friends and we drifted apart I'm sorry...
Laura: Drifted apart? Is that how you remember it?

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Ken Smith: [when they were bothered by the unknown account: billie227]It's probably a glitch.
Val Rommel: [a message came from billie227, which Ken and his friends thought was a glitch]Well, the glitch just typed!

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Mitch Roussel: [to Adam, after founding out that he was sleeping with Blaire]Uh, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!

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Laura: Never Have I Ever... got Adam arrested for selling weed.
Mitch Roussel: That was me...
Adam Sewell: WHAT? They put me in handcuffs!

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Laura: Let's play a game...

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Blaire Lily: [imitating Shay Van Buren]Byeeee!
Jess Felton: [imitating Shay Van Buren]Byeeee!

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Blaire Lily: Please, Laura we are not bad people... we are good people
Laura: Really? Are you sure about that?

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Laura: [from trailer]This is gonna be fun.

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Adam Sewell: Fuck you Blaire.
Blaire Lily: I Hate you so much Adam.

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Blaire Lily: [as the seconds drastically count down and Laura begins to type on facebook inbox]Mitch... do you hate me...? Could you ever forgive me, I am so sorry... [crying profusely]
Mitch Roussel: Blaire... I don't hate you, I love you... I love you so much [Laura sends in her message to Blaire]

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Blaire Lily: Mitch? Mitch! MITCH!

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Laura: Never Have I Ever... spread the rumor that Blaire has an eating disorder.
Jess Felton: That was me...

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Blaire Lily: Jess listen to me, i'm going to search for help, remain calm
Jess Felton: Please Hurry!

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Jess Felton: You bitch, what did you do? [Crying]
Blaire Lily: [crying]I'm so sorry Adam.

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Blaire Lily: I wanna make prom night, the night.
Mitch Roussel: You serious? You wouldn't lie to me now [teases Blaire with knife in front of his cam]

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Dank Jimmy: What is it you want woman?
Rando Pauls: Dude, she wants help [stoned and laughing]

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Blaire Lily: Please, I need you to call the police, my friend's being attacked, my friend's being hurt. [whimpers and cries]
Chatroulette Girl: 911, police please, ok so I have this girl on webcam who says her friend is being attacked, location is Fresno, California.

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Val Rommel: Fuck this! Nope... I'm calling the police, that's a threat [pulls up her mobile and dials 911 whilst disconnecting from skype]

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Jess Felton: Guys, who posted the video?

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Jess Felton: Who would hack into a dead girl's account?

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Mitch Roussel: Ok, everybody right now put your hands up... whose doing this? [raises hands and is followed at seconds later by Blaire, Jess, Adam, Ken and Val's hands as well]

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Laura: Thank you Blaire, that must of been a hard thing to do...
Blaire Lily: No, please... [shocked and slowing down in breath]

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Adam Sewell: Hey Mitch whose your buddy? [glances at the icon of billie227 on the six-way call]

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Blaire Lily: I can't... I can't show you the note [sinking her head in tears and shock]
Mitch Roussel: What more notes being passed between you and Adam? No fuck this! Either you show me the note Blaire or I am signing out, I swear to god! No fuck this! I am signing out you hear me, I've had enough of this, I'm signing out.
Laura: If Mitch signs out, he dies...

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Mitch Roussel: Never Have I Ever... roofied Ashley Dane and forced her to get an abortion
Adam Sewell: What the fuck Mitch? I did not roofie Ashley Dane and never I have ever forced her to an abortion... what the fuck!

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