Teacher of the Year Quotes

Mitch Carter: Listen to this, The boy said I was hungry, hungry, hungry. This shows he was hungry.
Kate Carter: Teacher of the year, huh?

Movie: Teacher of the Year
Lowell Hammer: We're in California.
Clive Hammer: You can stay here at home.
Lowell Hammer: If you don't wanna go all the way out over here, stay here at home. Why?
Clive Hammer: Three words.
Lowell Hammer
Clive Hammer: Weed is legal.

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Eric Sanders: I swear to god, I would give back *half* my salary if they would let me *punch* a parent once a year.

Movie: Teacher of the Year
Steven Queeg: It's the only song I know.
Eric Sanders: And I don't know it at all.
Steven Queeg: You know, uh... that's a problem, 'cause he doesn't, uh...
Eric Sanders: But I-I look good. So...
Steven Queeg: And it's a duo. So, we have to do it together.
Eric Sanders: I add color. [Steven imitates laughing. Eric laughs]

Movie: Teacher of the Year
Clive Hammer: [Lowell Hammer hangs up the phone]Who's that?
Lowell Hammer: Didn't get in.
Clive Hammer: Great.
Lowell Hammer: Another kid didn't get in.
Clive Hammer: See. But that opens up a slot for another kid.
Lowell Hammer: So that's how we look at it. You gotta have a positive attitude.

Movie: Teacher of the Year