Las ovejas no pierden el tren Quotes

Luisa: You should cut down on the porn.
Alberto: What porn?
Alberto: Your computer history says: double penetration, gang bang, bukkake, MILF. MILF? What's a MILF?

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Luisa: I love you? You told him you loved him? A guy you just met?
Sara: Yes, fattie. You're right, it just slipped out.
Luisa: How can it just slip out?
Sara: Have you never let a fart slip out?
Luisa: Yes, but this is much worse than a fart!

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Sara: He gave me his phone number, we're meeting up this week and he told me I've got the best tits in Europe.
Luisa: In Europe? He could've said the world!
Sara: Nothing's enough for you.

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Alberto: Quick?
Luisa: Quick.
Alberto: No orgasm?
Luisa: No orgasm, as usual...

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