The Toxic Avenger Quotes
Narrator: 15 years ago, A mop boy named Melvin Fyrd fell into a case full of toxic waste and became a hideously deformed creature of superhuman size and strength, he became... The Toxic Avenger, the first superhero from New Jersey! Then came two ****ty sequels, sorry about that. This is the real sequel.
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Pompe: You're gonna turn a brother into a hot dog! If I had legs I'd kick your ass.
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The Chairman: Without the Toxic Avenger gone, we will never win the hearts of the little people of Tromaville. And without Tromaville, we'll never take New York. And without New York, WE'RE JUST ANOTHER FAILURE!
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Toxie: Gotta find Sarah. If only there were some kind of directory, like at the mall. [looks over in one direction]
Toxie: Oh! Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here. [looks up in surprise]
Toxie: Huh? [sees armed guards]
Toxie: Oh! Let's see, 'You Are Here', and Noxie is here, and, let's see, armed guards who want to kill you are here. [looks up in surprise]
Toxie: Huh? [sees armed guards]
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Toxic Avenger: At first I found it hard to believe that my father was Japanese, and that I was part-Japanese. But that would explain why I've always had these strange, non-American urges to work very hard, save money, and live without credit cards.
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[after Noxie rips off both his arms]
Tromaville Chief Newman: Stay back everybody! He's armed!
Tromaville Chief Newman: Stay back everybody! He's armed!
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[Cigar Face is counting money, while Knuckles is counting out loud]
Knuckles: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Cigar Face: When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.
Nipples: I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles: He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.
Knuckles: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
Cigar Face: When we lay this wad on O'Clancy, the boss is going to have him by the balls.
Nipples: I don't think O'Clancy will take the money. Everyone says he's a honest cop.
Knuckles: He don't take the dough, I'm going to give him a blow.
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[Julie and Wanda are looking at pictures of a dead kid]
Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.
Julie: That new camera really captures the moments.
Wanda: I know. The reds are so red. It really gets me hot.
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[Melvin catches Slug and Wanda having sex in the locker room]
Slug: Get out of here you pervert. [Wanda pulls out a switchblade]
Wanda: Or I'll kill you.
Slug: Get out of here you pervert. [Wanda pulls out a switchblade]
Wanda: Or I'll kill you.
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Wanda: Slug, are you sure no one will come in?
Slug: I paid Tony 15 bucks. He said the place is ours till tomorrow morning.
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The Toxic Avenger: You fat slob. Let's see if you've got any guts. [Toxie then punches the mayor in the stomach and rips out his guts]
The Toxic Avenger: Officer O'Clancy, take care of this toxic waste.
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Leroy: All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out.
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Leroy: Hey look Frank. Teeny-boppers. You like video games teeny-boppers? Your mommy give you quarters for video games? Well cough 'em up.
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Leroy: Look what we've got here. A little mother and a littler baby. You like Mexican food little baby? [Leroy points his gun at the baby]
Leroy: Well how would you like to have this hot tamale shoved down your throat?
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Sara: Why Melvin you're beautiful. You're a beautiful person. You're so muscular. It's been two years since I've touched a man.
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Officer O'Clancy: No way, you're wasting your time.
Cigar Face: That's where you're wrong. YOU'RE wasting our time. And now we're gonna waste you!
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Bruce: I heard that the monster is soooo big.
Chauncey: Well I bet he's got his eye on ME!
Bruce: For your information, everyone knows monsters prefer blondes.
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Cigar Face: I owe you for the other night monster faggot. So now we're going to give you six new assholes. Compliments of me Cigar Face.
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Frank: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, we are the entertainment for this afternoon. Now on the shotgun we've got my man Leroy. And on the cash register, we've got that magic fingers Rico.
Rico: That's me.
Frank: And last but not least, yours truely, Frank, on the stick.
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Frank: Now if you all do just what we tell you, you just might, just might get your asses home all intact.
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Mayor's assistant: Gruesome ha? Have you met my mother in law? Now that's gruesome!
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