The Comic Strip Presents... Quotes
Cashier: Two pounds and five pence, please, love.
Den Dennis: Two quid? Two quid for one bloody sausage?
Cashier: That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Right, where's the camera? [Holds sausage up to camera]
Den Dennis: Look. [to cashier]
Den Dennis: What's the name of this place? [Cashier backs away]
Den Dennis: Well, anyway, it's a rip-off. Look, they're charging two quid for one bloody sausage! So don't come here!
Cashier: It was clearly marked, love. Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Well, I haven't got two quid, have I? Can I have half a sausage for a quid?
Cashier: No you can't.
Den Dennis: Two quid? Two quid for one bloody sausage?
Cashier: That's right, love. Two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Right, where's the camera? [Holds sausage up to camera]
Den Dennis: Look. [to cashier]
Den Dennis: What's the name of this place? [Cashier backs away]
Den Dennis: Well, anyway, it's a rip-off. Look, they're charging two quid for one bloody sausage! So don't come here!
Cashier: It was clearly marked, love. Sausage, beans and chips, two pounds and five pence.
Den Dennis: Well, I haven't got two quid, have I? Can I have half a sausage for a quid?
Cashier: No you can't.
Movie: The Comic Strip Presents...
Colin Grigson: [trying to sound cool] Uh, yeah, thanks, Mrs Grigson.
Colin's mum: No need to be so formal Colin. After all, I am your mother. [he cringes]
Colin's mum: No need to be so formal Colin. After all, I am your mother. [he cringes]
Movie: The Comic Strip Presents...
Dreamytime Escort: God bless Heimi Henderson.
Dreamytime Escort: Living above an off-license, what could be better?
Dreamytime Escort: Living in one?
Dreamytime Escort: You're right. We must become a lot more friendly with Heimi Henderson.
Dreamytime Escort: Living above an off-license, what could be better?
Dreamytime Escort: Living in one?
Dreamytime Escort: You're right. We must become a lot more friendly with Heimi Henderson.
Movie: The Comic Strip Presents...
Colin Grigson: [trying to sound cool] Uh, yeah, thanks, Mrs Grigson.
Colin's mum: No need to be so formal Colin. After all, I am your mother. [he cringes]
TV Show: The Comic Strip Presents...
Helen: [voice over] Now all that Spider needs to do is convince his wife to let him join the group again.
Spider Web: Darling, would it be all right if I got back together with the band?
Spider's wife: Hmmm. [pause]
Spider's wife: All right
Vim Fuego: [surprised] That went rather well.
TV Show: The Comic Strip Presents...