The Bill Quotes

DI Burnside: I feel about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit.

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PC Cathy Bradford: D'you think Reg is all right?
PC Gary Best: He's not exactly Rambo is he?
Insp. Gina Gold: Reg may not be a superhero, but I know who I'd like to be with me in a tight corner and it wouldn't be you, Best, all right!

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Sgt Dale 'Smithy' Smith: What about Ryan Jones? When're you gonna get round to taking his statement?
DS Phil Hunter: Yeah, listen. Erm, I'll deal with that when I get back. Can you just keep him sweet for me?
Sgt Dale 'Smithy' Smith: Oh yeah sure, anything else? Date with Cameron Diaz while I'm at it?
DS Phil Hunter: Oh, that'd be nice, cheers.

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William Halsey: Great Father, Sitting Bull has waited to ask you a very simple thing for his people.
President Grover Cleveland: Mr. Halsey, I remind you that in government, nothing is simple.

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[when Jack Meadows, Bob Cryer and Alec Peters visit a cottage to find a witness to the hit and run in which Ted Roach died, Alec reveals what he would plant in the garden]
Bob Cryer: I thought you liked your allotment?
Alec Peters: Not where I live. Everything I grow gets nicked.

Movie: The Bill