The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! Quotes
[Luigi is holding a giant hypodermic needle]
Toad: This is the second biggest hyperthermic needle I've ever seen
Luigi: What was the biggest?
Toad: My last flu shot
Toad: This is the second biggest hyperthermic needle I've ever seen
Luigi: What was the biggest?
Toad: My last flu shot
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[Mario, Princess, and Toad ask Luigi to jump a gorge]
Luigi: I can't! Uh, I'm having a baby!
Luigi: [fakes labor pains] [the rest of the group stare at Luigi incredulously, then, offscreen, push Luigi onscreen]
Luigi: [defeated] Well, it was worth a try.
Luigi: I can't! Uh, I'm having a baby!
Luigi: [fakes labor pains] [the rest of the group stare at Luigi incredulously, then, offscreen, push Luigi onscreen]
Luigi: [defeated] Well, it was worth a try.
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[Ray Charles' "Hit the Road Jack." can be heard in the background]
King Bowser Koopa: Hey mouse-brain, where's that music coming from?
Mouser #2: Maybe you left your radio on.
King Bowser Koopa: Don't be silly. This is pasta-land, radio hasn't been invented yet.
King Bowser Koopa: Hey mouse-brain, where's that music coming from?
Mouser #2: Maybe you left your radio on.
King Bowser Koopa: Don't be silly. This is pasta-land, radio hasn't been invented yet.
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[upshot of the Brooklyn Bridge, two Albatrosses circle overhead]
King Bowser Koopa: [off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here is the new Koopa plan. [scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
King Bowser Koopa: [turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge! [troops applaud loudly]
King Bowser Koopa: The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
Koopa Troopa: ...turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks! [troops applaud once more]
King Bowser Koopa: Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
Koopa Troopa: And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
King Bowser Koopa: I crown myself the King of "Koop-lyn" and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed! [troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
Princess Peach Toadstool: It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.
King Bowser Koopa: [off camera] Okay, Troopas. Here is the new Koopa plan. [scene cuts to King Koopa and a gathering of Koopatroopas and Bob-Ombs on the bridge]
King Bowser Koopa: [turns to group of Bob-Ombs] First, you Bob-Ombs are gonna blow up this Brooklyn Bridge! [troops applaud loudly]
King Bowser Koopa: The Princess and the Mario brothers will be trapped, and we can take... step two...
Koopa Troopa: ...turn every citizen of Brooklyn into bricks! [troops applaud once more]
King Bowser Koopa: Hold your applause. I know it's a genius idea, but I have them all the time.
Koopa Troopa: And then what happens, your royal repulsiveness?
King Bowser Koopa: I crown myself the King of "Koop-lyn" and I make all the laws. No plumbers, no pasta, no princesses, and Brooklyn accents are not allowed! [troops cheer and applaud, camera pans to four trash cans, with Mario, Luigi, the Princess, and Toad hiding in each]
Princess Peach Toadstool: It's a good thing we found Koopa before he got away with all that.
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Mario Mario: [Intro Line] Hey, Pisanos! It's the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
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Mario Mario: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em... then beat 'em.
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Mario Mario: That's a heaping helpin' of moolah.
Luigi: Yeah and that's a lot of money too.
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Mario Mario: Until next time, everybody...
Mario and Luigi: Do the Mario!
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Mario Mario: We need your Hocus Pocus. can you make us fly?
Genie: Fly? Do you know what a drain that is on me?
Luigi: No problem. Any drain you got, we can fix. We're plumbers.
Mario Mario: Tell you what, you make us fly and I'll grease your palm with a gold coin.
Genie: Now you're talking. Eeenie meenie miney mo. Make'em fly. I need the dough.
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King Bowser Koopa: [rapping] Troopas, let's go! Let's mount an attack! [Trips over something]
King Bowser Koopa: Ow! That hurt! Ooh, oww, ack!
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King Bowser Koopa: [repeated line to his army] Koopa Pack, Attack!
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King Bowser Koopa: Then as the old saying goes, he who koops and runs away lives to koop another day!
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Madame Agogo: Ahooooooooo Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh [a window shatters]
Luigi: Uh Madame Agogo, did you just summon up evil spirits?
Madame Agogo: No it was the Chilli Peppers I had for lunch [drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo: , Now ask me whats the first thing on my mind!
Mario Mario: Ok whats the first thing on your mind?
Madame Agogo: My $25 fee [drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo: course things don't come cheap you have to pay the rent [Takes money from Mario]
Madame Agogo: Thank you, Mario, Luigi join hands!
Madame Agogo: [chanting as the lights dim down] Ohhhh ooohhh almight spirits/ with mighty eyes/ To Mario and Luigi/ Please don't tell lies, [pause]
Madame Agogo: Ahhhhhh either all your questions will soon be answered,
Luigi: Or...?
Mario Mario: Or...?
Madame Agogo: Or we'll have to play a quick game of ring-around-the-rosie [drum fanfare]
Madame Agogo: [after the Lengend of Zelda preview] I Fell!
Mario Mario: YES?
Madame Agogo: I Fell!
Luigi: YES?
Madame Agogo: I feel someone stepping on my foot! [drum fanfare]
Mario Mario, Luigi: [both look at the floor then make a gesture with their teeth and fingers] Neeurrgh!
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Ganon, Moblins: [trying to figure out why Zelda is the only one who can see Link's spirit] The only way she could see him is if... she was in *love* with him.
Princess Zelda: Now don't get any ideas, buster!
Link: So you love me, eh?
Princess Zelda: Oh, I do *not*!
Link: [singing] Yes, you do. Yes, you do. That's why you can see me!
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Princess Peach Toadstool: [as a baby] [to Luigi]
Princess Peach Toadstool: More fasty, more fasty, Uncle Luigi.
King Bowser Koopa: [dressed as a baby] Stop or I'll tell on you. I've been hanging around these kids too long. [Albatross drops a net on Koopa]
King Bowser Koopa: Net *them*, you idiots! Not me!
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Sprite: [after seeing an old witch] What is this, ugly people day?
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Link: [first lines of the series] Another beautiful day in the magical kingdom of Hyrule. Boring place! I used to roam the world, fighting monsters and sleeping in mud, a hero's life! Now, look at me, living in a castle, sleeping in a bed... art I sweet! Ugh! I'd like to know one good reason why I even stay here!
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Link: [Link's a ghost] Don't tell me you only love me for my body.
Princess Zelda: Ha! It's just that without your body you're even more useless.
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Link: [looking down Zelda's blouse from a tower] Hey, princess! Looking good! Espeacially from this angle!
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Link: [making a dramatic entrance, swinging in on a rope] You called for a hero, princess?
Princess Zelda: Yes, but I guess you'll have to do.
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Princess Zelda: [Intro, The title appears and the trianlge symbol turns into the triforce if wisdom, Zelda and Link walk into the room] This is the Triforce of Wisdom, Link. The evil wizard Gannon has the Triforce of Power. [the scene goes to Gannon summoning his army of creaturs to head towards Zelda's castle]
Princess Zelda: Whoever gets both Triforces will rule this land forever, you must help me Link.
Link: Hey, for you Zelda, anything.
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Toad: [Toad's snowboard fell into the snowbank] If that Koopa ruined my board, I'll...
Princess Peach Toadstool: Don't you care if we're all right, Toad?
Toad: Well, yeah, but my present?.
Princess Peach Toadstool: I guess your present means more than we do.
Toad: Well, it *is* Christmas. Uh, are you OK, Princess? [Princess Toadstool glares at him with a mad look]
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Luigi: Hey Mario! You sure you know what you're doing?
Mario Mario: Sure, I'm doing 60 miles an hour!
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Blooper: I can take you on with seven arms tied behind my back
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Mario/Luigi: Pattycake, pattycake, Pasta Man / Gimme pasta power as fast as you can.
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