Dynasty Quotes

Alexis: Nobody takes me to bed and to the cleaners in one night.

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Blake: God damn it Alexis. I'm tired of your lies!

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Krystle: Half the people in Denver have a motive for wanting to destroy Alexis.

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Krystle: Blake, you have a great talent for knowing where oil is and how to get it out.

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[last lines]
Blake Carrington: I swear to you that after tomorrow if I'm freed, I'll be different. "If I'm freed." My God.

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[opening narration]
Narrator: Dune: The Building Of A Dynasty. The planet Arrakis, known as Dune. Land of sand; home of the Spice Melange. The Spice controls the Empire. Whoever controls Dune controls the Spice. The Emperor has proposed a challenge to each of the Houses.
Emperor: The House that produces the most Spice will control Dune. There are no set territories and no rules of engagement.
Narrator: Vast armies have arrived. Now, three houses fight for control of Dune. The noble Atreides, the insidious Ordos, and the evil Harkonnen. Only one house will prevail. Your battle for Dune begins... now.

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[to Blake]
Alexis: You're at somebody else's mercy now. You're finally getting a taste of your own medicine- and when it becomes to bitter for you, when you start to cough and choke on it, then you'll be back, to accept the only offer that I'm ever going to make! I have an appointment Blake. You know the way out.

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Tracy Kendall: [to Alexis] Why don't YOU sleep with him? I hear that's your specialty. And don't bother saying, "You"re fired, Miss Kendall" - because Miss Kendall just quit.

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Kirby: You bitch.
Alexis: If I am, take a lesson from me. You may need it in life.

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Alexis: [to Krystle] I just can't wait for the day when I see you walking out of this house carrying the same two cheap plastic suitcases that you walked in here with.

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Alexis: [while trapped in a burning cabin with Krystle] This is all your fault every time you come into my life something terrible happens to me!

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Alexis: [With a basktet of cut roses] I-I had uh, Tony cut these for me for a still life that I'm planning to paint.
Blake: No need to apologize and no need to lie either Alexis.
Alexis: Lie?
Blake: Tony has the day off. Paul is handeling the gardens.
Alexis: Oh, Blake... In the good times, and there were alot of good times, you use to forgive me my fibs... I mean, my little fibs.

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Alexis: I don't care whether your relationship with Dex is personal or professional, Dex is mine, in the boardroom and in the bedroom.
Lady Ashley Mitchell: Bought and paid for, Alexis?
Alexis: I've never had to pay for it, Ashley. Have you?

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Alexis: I know what's wrong with you... The empty armed Madonna, mourning the baby that she couldn't have and the baby that she almost got to adopt... Gone now... That is it, isn't it?
Krystle: You miserable bitch! [Pushes Alexis into a nearby pond and they both fall in]

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Alexis: I'm sorry to disappoint you Neal but if you came here to see me squirm, you're out of the cab fare that it took you to get here. Or did you have to walk?

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Alexis: I've come to make peace, Blake.
Blake: Oh, really? Did you check your hatchet with my secretary outside?

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Alexis: Nobody takes me to bed and to the cleaners in one night.

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Alexis: Wasn't there a singing nun named Dominique?

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Alexis: You're so terribly out of touch Blake. So terribly misguided in your thinking. My company can afford to plant daisies in that acerage. So I'm afraid that my offer for your process is zero.
Blake: Don't you try to bluff me Alexis.
Alexis: I don't have to bluff you Blake. Gone are the days when you were king of my fate, when you exiled me from my children and threw me out of Denver.

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D.A. Jake Dunham: Where did you meet?
Stephen: We were at a party.
D.A. Jake Dunham: What kind of a party?
Stephen: I - I don't understand the question.
D.A. Jake Dunham: Well, was it a gay party? Gay, not as in happy, but as in homosexual. [Everyone laughs uproariously]
D.A. Jake Dunham: The intent of the question was not to amuse! The intent was to get a direct answer from the witness!
Stephen: No! It was not a GAY party. It was a reception after an art opening.

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Blake: [to Alexis about their marriage] Your affairs were about as private as a circus.

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Blake: God damn it Alexis. I'm tired of your lies!

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Krystle: [to exhausted Alexis after their first catfight] If you want a rematch, just whistle! If you can!

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Krystle: Alexis is a very complex woman, who seems to inspire passion in people, you either love her or you hate her and she seems to enjoy it either way.

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Krystle: Alexis, I love the desk. The tusks - they're so you.

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Krystle: Blake, you have a great talent for knowing where oil is and how to get it out.

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Krystle: Half the people in Denver have a motive for wanting to destroy Alexis.

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Amanda Bedford Carrington: Well, whatever it is, maybe I can give him something you never could.
Alexis: And what, pray, is that? Immaturity, post-adolescent passion? Take it from me Dex loves real women not pale imitations.

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Neal McVane: Alexis. Well, I'm glad to see you're still among us.
Alexis: Are you?
Neal McVane: I'm not really glad, you understand. But it is the civilized thing to say, isn't it?

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Dominique Deveraux: [after a viscous catfight] Anytime... anytime you want more of the same, I'll be waiting for you!
Alexis: And I'll be waiting for you to tell the world what a no-talent has-been you are!

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