The Riches Quotes

Hugh Panetta: [to Wayne, who is pretending to be Doug Rich] Ever done it in house?

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Hugh Panetta: [Sam, pretending to be Sam Rich comes downstairs to a formal dinner in a dress.] Who's this pretty lady? And where's your other son, Doug? Didn't you say you have two?
Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich] This is my son, Hugh. This is Sam.
Nina: I hear he loves the theatre.
Di Di Malloy: [pretending to be Di Di Rich] Oh, yes, he does. We're actually just on our way to the school play after we finish eating. Isn't that right, Sam? [Sam nods in agreement]
Hugh Panetta: Well, sorry, partner, I didn't recognize you as a member of the B-Team.
Sam Malloy: [pretending to be Sam Rich] What's the B-Team?
Hugh Panetta: Boys. The boys' team.

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Sam Malloy: [pretending to be Sam Rich, about Jane Fedley] We can't leave her. Her bird is missing.
Dahlia Malloy: [pretending to be Cherien Rich] Miss Fedley is an adult. I'm sure she can manage.

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Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich] A good lawyer makes you believe the truth.
Hugh Panetta: Son...
Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich] A great lawyer makes you believe the lie.

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Wayne Malloy: [pretending to be Doug Rich] Well, look who it is.
Ken Danegan: Hi, everybody.

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[last lines]
Hugh Panetta: [to Wayne and Dahlia, who are pretending to be Doug and Cherien Rich] Alright, then, back to work.

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