Hot Fuzz Quotes

Simon Skinner: [on walkie-talkie after Angel has knocked out Michael] Michael, are you there?
Nicholas Angel: Yarp...
Simon Skinner: Has Sergeant Angel been taken care of?
Nicholas Angel: Yarp...
Simon Skinner: Is he going to get up anymore?
Nicholas Angel: [Thinks for a while] ... Narp?
Simon Skinner: Good, proceed to the castle.

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[Doris knocks down a female shop assistant with a yellow Slippery floor sign]
DS Andy Wainwright: Nice one, Doris.
PC Doris Thatcher: Nothing like a bit of girl on girl!

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Danny Butterman: Forget it Nick... it's Sandford.

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Danny Butterman: You're off the ****ing chain! [cocks shotgun]

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DS Andy Wainwright: You do know there are more guns in the country than there are in the city.
DS Andy Cartwright: Everyone and their mums is packin' round here!
Nicholas Angel: Like who?
DS Andy Wainwright: Farmers.
Nicholas Angel: Who else?
DS Andy Cartwright: Farmers' mums.

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PC Doris Thatcher: What makes you think it was murrderr?

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