Alvin and the Chipmunks Quotes

Ian: Alright people, settle in, settle in. It is a very special night tonight. Here at Jett Records we pride ourselves in bringing you tomorrow's music today. Oh, and guess what, I did it again. Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single, give it up for Alvin, Simon, and Theodore! [audience applauds]

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Alvin: I can't go to Mr. Talbot's, Dave! Tonight's the school play! Yeah, that's right! And I've got the most important part!
Simon: Oh, right! That's probably why they call it 'Dr. Jekyll And His Butler.'

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Brittney: I don't get it, Theodore was always the sweet one.
Simon: What about me?
Brittney: You're the smart one.
Alvin: And me?
Brittney: [Scoffs] You're the *other* one.

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Dave: [yelling over the phone] Alvin!
Alvin: Yep, nobody does that better than him.

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David Seville: Uh, guys, what's this about? [holds up one of his presentation boards in front of Simon and Theodore]
Simon: Obviously, Theodore's butt.
Theodore: We told you we colored.
David Seville: On my presentation boards? You got me fired.
Theodore: [Dave grabs the remote] We didn't know.
Theodore: [Dave turns off the TV] We're sorry, Dave.
David Seville: Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic!
Theodore: But...
David Seville: Sorry doesn't get my job back now, does it, Theodore?

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Mother in Store: [apologizing for her daughter hitting Dave on the head with a box while shopping in a grocery store] Oh, sorry about that. Sorry.
David Seville: Kids, huh?
Mother in Store: Yeah, they keep you on your toes. You have any?
David Seville: Three boys.
Mother in Store: Some days are better than others.
David Seville: ...and then some days you just want to close them in a box, and leave the box in the park, and run away you know?
Mother in Store: [rushes off with her cart]

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[from trailer]
David Seville: [the boys are singing Funky Town] Hey guys, knock it off. It's 3 in the morning. [Theodore and Simon stop, Alvin continues to sing]
David Seville: Alvin. [he continues]
David Seville: Alvin. [he continues]
David Seville: ALVIN!

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[last lines]
Alvin: [tries to open a bottle of champange] Stupid cork! Doesn't - Whoa! [Cork flies into a glass door cabinet breaking it along with some of the glasses in it]
Alvin: Yikes, Ha-ha! Oops!
David Seville: Not gonna say it.
Alvin: Uh-oh!
Simon: Good grief. [Champagne spills all over the floor creating a large puddle]
Claire: Are you still not gonna say it?
David Seville: [tries very hard not to] Nope! [Champagne puddle becomes a flood that hits a plug outlet, causing a blackout in Dave's house]
Alvin: OKAY!

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[up a lighting post, being chased by a security guard]
Alvin: [songsung] Eeny, meeny, miny, mo, missed a chipmunk cause you're slow. [shines the spotlight in his eyes]
Alvin: Yippee-kie-yay, mamacita!

Movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks