The Peanut Butter Solution Quotes

Student: [about Mikey's hair] Sir, it's moving!
Teacher: It's not moving, it's just too long.
Mike: It was short this morning.
Teacher: Nonsense! What kind of a dodo do you take me for? Human hair grows only half an inch a month, no more.
Mike: Not my hair, Sir.

Movie: The Peanut Butter Solution