Heaven Help Us Quotes

Brother Timothy: [Timothy and Thadeus are walking in the courtyard discussing Constance's teaching methods] I expected to be given a lesson in teaching, but instead I got a lesson in brutality. The man seemed to be enjoying himself, brother.
Brother Thadeus: A rather slanderous thought, brother... one that ought to be kept to oneself. Brother Constance is an effective teacher, one of the best we have.
Brother Timothy: I hear you brother, but...
Brother Thadeus: [sharply] But what? [moderates tone]
Brother Thadeus: We all come to the order, full of ideas... and we often find that we have much to learn ourselves. Nevertheless, authority must never be undermined by the display of dissent among the faculty. For the students' sake, you understand.
Brother Timothy: No, I don't understand.
Brother Thadeus: Then you should try to restrain yourself until you do.

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Caesar: [despairingly] I'll never ever get into Harvard now. I'll have to settle for Queen's College.
Caesar: [sarcastically] Well, you should feel right at home in QUEEN'S College!

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Caesar: Welcome to St. Basil's!

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Rooney: In 1966, Everyone graduated except me.

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[watching Blue Hawaii at a movie theater]
Rooney: Jesus, what'd they do to Elvis? Cut his balls off, or something?

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