Fandango Quotes

Judy: Then she had her utopian tubes removed.
Gardner: No That's fallopian darlin'.
Judy: Fallopian? Them's books of the bible silly... first and second fallopians!

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Manuel Calavera: [referring to balloon squeaking] I have to go. That sound makes me want to kill somebody.
Clown: You too?

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Olivia Ofrenda: [reading a poem] With bony hands I hold my partner/ On soulless feet we cross the floor/ The music stops as if to answer/ An empty knocking at the door/ It seems his skin was sweet as mango/ When last I held him to my breast/ But now we dance this grim fandango/ And will four years before we rest.

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Phillip: They're airheads Gardener. Bimbos. Little girls with little brains.
Gardner: well we're not trying to expand their MINDS Phillip so don't get picky on me.

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[Glottis soups up a DOD car]
Manuel Calavera: Glottis. Are you loco? What got into you? That was a company car.
Glottis: Oh yeah. And it's even better company now. Hop in.

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[talking about the car]
Glottis: There was a high-pitched whining noise. Kinda grating, you know? I couldn't nail it down. It only stopped when I pulled up here.
Velasco: What was it? The blower?
Glottis: Nah. It was Manny, screaming like a cat tied to a cruise missile.

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