The Package Quotes

Lt. Milan Delich: [putting his sleeping child down on a couch] I've gotta stop feeding that kid.

Movie: The Package
Donnie: If I was a dick, where would I be?
Sarah: You are a dick. That shouldn't be hard.

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Donnie: It's a fucking mushroom. dude. Everything looks like a dick at night.

Movie: The Package