Cops Quotes

Nathan Spring: My country right or wrong, eh?

Commander Griffin: There are worse philosophies.

Nathan Spring: Yes. Most of them begin with that.

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Nathan Spring: Some days, try as you will, nothing goes wrong.

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Nathan Spring: Some days, try as you will, nothing goes wrong.

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Nick: We do not have a love/hate relationship. We have a hate/hate relationship.

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[first lines]

Moe Tilden: [narrating] Every precinct has its cop bar - a private club - all blue. For the 3-7 it was the Four Aces, just across the river.

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[Jack and Ace are pulling up against a car and Ace pulls out his badge]

Ace Anderson: Stop police! Pull over!
[the car gains speed and drives off]

Jack Kowalski: That line never works!

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[Victor is holding Jenny as a cover]

Jenny Summers: Axel!
[Axel Foley turns, aims at Victor, who is still holding Jenny]

Victor Maitland: Careful, old boy. You might hit me.

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[from trailer]

Paul Blart: Safety never takes a holiday.

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[Jack and Ace are pulling up against a car and Ace pulls out his badge]

Ace Anderson: Stop police! Pull over!
[the car gains speed and drives off]

Jack Kowalski: That line never works!

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[Rosewood and Taggart are staking out Axel Foley in an upscale hotel. Axel has just had dinner delivered to their car outside]

Detective Rosewood: How did he know we were here?

Sergeant Taggart: I let you drive.

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Axel Foley: [in strip club with "Nasty Girl" playing in background]
[acting drunk]

Axel Foley: Hey man what's hapnin' Phil, I new dat was you, he told me that wasn't you, said you don't come here no more, but I said it's Phil! That is Philip,
[turns back toward Taggart and Rosewood]

Axel Foley: I told you that's Phil, you liar!
Strip Club Holdup Man #1: Get outta here man!

Axel Foley: Hey Philip, gimme kiss baby! Hey
Strip Club Holdup Man #1: [pushes Axel to ground, stops music by scratching needle across record and pulls out sawed-off shotgun] Everybody Freeze!

Axel Foley: Phil!
Strip Club Holdup Man #1: Get your hands on the table!

Axel Foley: Phil! What's wrong man?
[getting up from floor]

Axel Foley: What's all the hostility Phil?
Strip Club Holdup Man #1: Get back man!

Axel Foley: Whachoo doin' with all these guns man?
Strip Club Holdup Man #1: Get back, I told you to get back!

Axel Foley: [moving closer] You changed man!
Strip Club Holdup Man #1: I'm tellin' you to get back, if you don't get back I'm gonna blow your f***kin brains out!
[rushes toward Axel]

Axel Foley: [grabs shotgun, it discharges into ceiling, he elbows shooter in face twice and flips him to ground, pointing and cocking shotgun in his face]

Sergeant Taggart: [points pistol into 2nd shooters face] Police, move and I'll kill you!

Detective Rosewood: [runs up pointing pistol at shooter] Don't move, rollover!

Axel Foley:

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Axel Foley: Coffee grounds...

Jenny Summers: So?

Axel Foley: You know what this stuff is used for?

Jenny Summers: Yeah, some people filter hot water through it and drink it.

Axel Foley: Yeah, and I also know people who filter hot water through it and drink it in the morning.

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Axel Foley: Is your supervisor around?

Bonded Warehouse Security Guard: What's the problem?

Axel Foley: Are you security here?

Bonded Warehouse Security Guard: Yeah.

Axel Foley: [pulling badge] Then you're the ****ing problem! Go get your supervisor for me, please. Now! NOW!

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Capt. Dobbs: Any other captain, in any other precinct, would probably be surprised.

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Coroner: We have a C2/C3 fracture dislocation. The head was unstable and there was a sudden deceleration injury. The residual hanging; where the head just "pops". That's not what's interesting. What's interesting is we have a crushed larynx. The head's just flopping.

Frank McCrae: You're tryin' to tell me two kids did this?

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Cullen Crisp: Kimble, you've wasted years chasing after me, and what has it got you? Huh? Nothing! I'll be out of here in a week, and you'll still be eating takeout food in that dump you live in. Yeah! I know all about you, Kimble. Without me, you wouldn't even have a life. My old lady left because of the money. Yours left because she just couldn't stand the sight of you.

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Danny: Hey, I'm not stupid, Mr. Crisp.

Cullen Crisp: [shoots him] You're not?

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Deputy Cindy Betts: Are you on the job?

Jack Rucker: No honey were commin' from Forest Hills. I'm John MacEnroe, thatâ??s Jimmy Conners.

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Desk sergeant: Matt believed in the old saying "Shoot first, ask questions later."

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Det. Sean McKinney: I can't imagine the kind of pain you feel Matt. I'm not gonna pretend to. But don't condemn her to the same fate. She deserves better. You cleared her. She's at peace. Let her go, Matt. Let her go.

Matt Cordell: *talking to the voo-doo man* Finish it!

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Detective John Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet and sit down.

Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess!

Detective John Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet!

Emma: [softly] I'm not policeman, I'm princess.

Detective John Kimble: TAKE IT BACK!

Emma: [miserable] All right.

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Detective John Kimble: I really appreciate your honesty. You happen to know someone that is not better than me?

Dominic: I don't know that many people.

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Detective Rosewood: Everything he said about Maitland is right. Now he's kidnapped a woman and he's got her in this house.

Sergeant Taggart: Well, let's go in there and get her.

Axel Foley: What the **** do you think I'm trying to do here?

Sergeant Taggart: You're not doing anything!

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Devon: Bring the criminial back when you arrest them... Don't go... don't go let them eat... just bring them to jail! BRING THEM TO JAIL!

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Devon: Give me a milk STEVE
[looks at all the bikers]

Devon: In a dirty glass.

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Frank LaGunda: You're gonna be hurtin', Freddy. You're not gonna know when, you're not gonna know where. You're gonna be hurtin'. You mark my words - I'm watchin' you!

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Karla Fry: Goodbye, Mr. Foley.
[Gunshot]

Sergeant Taggart: Women.

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Lew Brady: When it comes time for your execution, you can't con Con Edison.

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Lt. Jake Stone: Don't ever throw a cat on me again.

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Lt. Jake Stone: Don't ever throw a cat on me again.

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