The Man Show Quotes

Adam Carolla: When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!

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Adam Carolla: And now girls jumping on trampolines!

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Miss Lockhart: You have the choice of a bridal or a lady's bracelet.
Palmer: I'll take the lady's bracelet.
Miss Lockhart: Some lady is going to be very pleased.

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Mullet Man: What in the name of Blaze Bailey do you think you're doing?

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