Archies Weird Mysteries Quotes

Archie Andrews: I think I just put my hand where too many hamburgers have gone before.

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Archie Andrews: Reggie, why do you have to always point up everyone's mistakes?
Reggie Mantle: Because I'm better than everyone.

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Archie Andrews: You sat in front of that television for 12 hours?
Jughead Jones: That's why they call it a marathon.
Archie Andrews: No, that's why they call it the boob tube!

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Reggie Mantle: Great. I finally meet a girl who likes me, and it turns out she's the teacher who made me retake geography in summer school.

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