Mortified Quotes

Don Fry: I'd like to dedicate this sonate to my beautiful Glenda.
Taylor: [talking to the audience] Notice how he didn't say "my beautiful *wife* Glenda"?

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Don Fry: How's your new room, sweetheart?
Taylor Fry: Oh, you mean the mouse cage? It will be better when the exercise wheel's installed.
Glenda Fry: You seem a little tired, pumpkin. Maybe I should give you a massage. [Taylor runs away in panic]

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Taylor: Why can't my Mum be like everybody else's? Why can't she be a nurse?... or a teacher?... or a nursing teacher?... somewhere in Africa.

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Taylor: If I asked you something important, would you tell me the truth?
Layla: No.
Taylor: Was I adopted?
Layla: No, Taylor, you weren't adopted. You were constructed from Play-Do, that's why you're so brainless... and ugly.
Taylor: [speaking to Hector] There's no way I'm related to that.

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Taylor: [speaking to the audience] In case you've forgotten, that big suck with the perfectly styled hair is my sister Layla. First word she ever spoke was "me".
Layla: Give that to me.
Taylor: Since then not a lot's changed.

Movie: Mortified