The Albino Code Quotes

Narrator: This summer, no matter what you've read; no matter what movie you've seen, Dan Brown doesn't know jack about... albino's.

Movie: The Albino Code
Bob Bangdon: You speak English! Why didn't you tell me?
Amelie: I didn't want you to keep 'itting on me... besides, aren't you gay?
Bob Bangdon: Ah... gah... ga- I'm ga...
Amelie: You can't fool me. I saw Philadelphia.

Movie: The Albino Code
Captain Fascist: Officer Howard... did you see this? Like, a ghost, from ze bowels of hell- he vanished.
Officer Howard: Uh... no, actually, sir- he's uh- walkin' away, right now, literally right there in your eye-line.

Movie: The Albino Code
Whylas: [after Matrix twin appears] Wrong movie, dude.

Movie: The Albino Code