Speechless Quotes

Howard Payne: Be prepared. It's the Boy Scout marching song.

Movie: Speechless
Lt. Herb "Mac" McMahon: And here... is to Harry. For his quick thinking... for his grace under pressure, and for his brave and selfless act. [everyone cheers]
Lt. Herb "Mac" McMahon: And to Jack for shooting Harry. Something we've all wanted to do for a very long time.

Movie: Speechless
Ortiz: I'm telling ya, honey, he's somewhere jerking off.
Annie: He didn't have to get ON the bus in the first place, Ortiz. Hey, get your ass behind the yellow line!

Movie: Speechless
[after surviving the bus explosion]
Annie: You're not going to get mushy on me, are you?
Jack: Maybe. I might.
Annie: I hope not, 'cause you know, relationships that start under intense circumstances, they never last.
Jack: Oh yeah?
Annie: Yeah, I've done extensive study on this.

Movie: Speechless
[Kevin and Julia are talking in front of a group of junior high school students]
Female Student: Is there much interaction between the two campaings? I mean, between Democrats and Republicans?
Kevin: [to Julia] Ah, I believe this is your area.
Julia: Uh, it's discouraged for campaigns to interact. For instance, if one speechwriter were to date another, they might reveal something crucial about the campaign. Some campaigns have spies for just this purpose, whose job it is to follow the speechwriter, and to seduce her--
Kevin: --Or him--
Julia: --Into revealing her secrets.
Kevin: On the other hand, some speechwriters have the tendency to become what is known as paranoid, and just because someone seems interested in her doesn't mean they're after her secrets.
Julia: Still, it's not paranoid to become suspicious of a chance encounter which isn't really chance--
Kevin: --Or someone lying about the work she does. A good speechwriter could protect herself from this situation by not flirting, you know, not sniffing around like a cat in heat.
Julia: Or she might tell the other speechwriter to his face, Peddle your **** elsewhere, scumbag.

Movie: Speechless
[They are talking on the phone]
Julia: My old boyfriend had a tattoo, on the inside of his lip. Wanna guess what it said?
Kevin: Uh, How am I driving? Call 1-800 and then a number? Did he have a really big lip? Was it Mick Jagger?

Movie: Speechless
Church's caretaker: There are no airtight walls in the world. [There are no permanent secrets in the world]

Movie: Speechless
Han Dong: [posthumous voiceover, as recalled by Luke]Maybe I'm not really worthy of your love. But all these aren't important anymore. I only hope that henceforth when I'm in your thoughts once in a while, what comes to your mind is not my weakness, but our happiness of being together.

Movie: Speechless