Scorned Quotes

Darren Huenemann: Alibis aren't like socks. You can't change them on a whim.

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Patricia: I'm gonna teach you everything I know.

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Sandra: For thirty-thousand dollars, I should get your dick in a jar.

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Sadie: Kevin, you're never gettin' outta here. You're all mine.

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Sadie: Kevin, do you love me?
Kevin: Of course I love you.
Sadie: Even though I'm crazy?
Kevin: I love you 'cause you're crazy.

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[Sadie runs into two cops on the road] Heavier Cop: Where you headed?
Sadie: Oh, just went to get some cigarettes, head back to the house with my boyfriend. Shady habit. [pause]
Sadie: The cigarettes, not my boyfriend.

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Sadie: That's the thing about threesomes, of course. You got to do it all together. You can't do it separately.

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Sadie: [to Jennifer]You and me, we always said that men are like dogs. Someone just smiles at 'em, they'll jump up and sleep in their bed.

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Sadie: [reading Kevin's texts aloud to him after discovering he's been cheating]Last Friday, you text, I miss your magic pussy! What's magic about it, honey? Does she pull rabbits out of it?

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