Sliders Quotes
Rembrandt Brown: Don't look at me, I'm just the Chicken McNugget, you the Quarter Pounder!
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Rembrandt Brown: Lord, Lord. You can take a man's body and beat it, you can take his soul and fry it, but to do this to a hamburger, it's just downright unkind!
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Rembrandt Brown: She's supposed to be ugly? The Kromaggs ever look in a mirror? Eye-eating freaks!
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Rembrandt Lee "Crying Man" Brown: [season five opening monologue] What if you found a portal to a parallel universe? What if you could Slide into a thousand different worlds? Where it's the same year, and you're the same person, buy everything else is different. And what if you can't find your way home?
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Rembrandt Lee "Crying Man" Brown: I didn't mind killing him. I might have a twinge of guilt about killing you, but then again, maybe not.
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Rembrandt Lee "Crying Man" Brown: I've never been banished before. Except for that time in Abilene. Cowboys just didn't get Motown.
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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: [after coffee is spilt all over him] Drink it, don't carry it, you idiot!
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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: [Quinn punches a bad guy] Tis better to give than to receive.
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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: [to his double] It is a disgrace, sir, to think that we share a common genetic structure!
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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: I have never seen such vermin as what passes itself off for human on this world.
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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Mr. Bennish, if we survive, I promise you this: I will dedicate my life to isolating the gene that makes you so obnoxious, and I will destroy it.
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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Nasty French planet, filled with shifty, back-stabbing, croissant-eating nitwits!
Wade Kathleen Welles: Come on Professor, it was only a watch.
Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: Only a watch? That timepiece was probably worth more than the gross national product of Paraguay!
Wade Kathleen Welles: Maybe you should have saved some of those insults for the waiter.
Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: That frog-eating mendicant, I wouldn't waste good material on him.
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Prof. Maximillian P. Arturo: That scoundrel! That intellectually impoverished knave wanted me to win his Nobel for him. As you can see, I told him nothing! [points to sour looking face chalked on blackboard]
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