Scotland, Pa. Quotes

Malcolm Duncan: I can't believe I just drank that. Your water tastes like ass!

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McDuff: Did you call him like I told you?
Ed: Sir, I called the number, like, 95 times. I practically had it memorized.

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McDuff: Let me get this straight. You got me here to kill me. Norm wasn't enough?
Joe 'Mac' McBeth: Norm was an accident.
McDuff: Accidentally got tied up and fell in the fryilator?
Joe 'Mac' McBeth: You know what... it's kind of hard to explain, you sort of had to be there.

Movie: Scotland, Pa.