Royal Pains Quotes

Dr. Hank Lawson: You need to stop focusing on his destiny, and start worrying about his life.

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Evan Lawson: It smells SO BAD in here. It smells like a moose had sex with a bucket of Chinese food. Like, musty... and you look kind of like Jesus and Patrick Dempsey had a child, and then that child grew older and got really sick.
Dr. Hank Lawson: That's weird.

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[after taking a picture of April]
Evan Lawson: Sorry. I just gotta... send that to [to himself]
Evan Lawson: everyone I've ever met.

TV Show: Royal Pains