Reaper Quotes

Ben: I'm gonna die dressed as a condom!

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Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: I'm biding my time. Okay? Like a snake. In the grass, ready to pounce.

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Sam Oliver: You put the contract for my soul with my third grade report card, and Mr Huggles?

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Sam Oliver: See that guy over there? I just had a strange vision of him stabbing me.
Bert 'Sock' Wysocki: I just ate a strange cupcake.

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Sam Oliver: I think my brain just broke a little.

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Sam's dad: Bad day?
Sam: Let's see, um, got chased by a pack of dogs, moved an air conditioner with my mind - oh and the Devil tried to carjack me, so overall, not a great day.

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Jack: You're gonna need all the help you can get.

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[from trailer] Natalie: Big bad wolf slain by damsel in distress... whole new kind of fairy tale.

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Officer Banks: The big, bad sheriff is up for a killing party tonight!

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Brad: You don't know what's coming for you.

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Rob: Well Daisy May, if you want a job done, you have to do it yourself.

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Bill: Pretty girl like you hitchhiking out here in the middle of nowhere is either running from her old life or searching for her new one.

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