Rodney Quotes

Rodney Carrington: [talking about masturbation] You remember the day we discovered masturbation, fellas? We didn't get nothin' done that week, did we? We're goin' "This feels great! Why didn't anyone tell me about this?" [audience laughs]
Rodney Carrington: . Nothin' to be ashamed of, if God didn't want us to do it, he'd made our arms shorter! I think that's why the tyranasaurus rex was such an angry creature! [pulls his arms into his chest and starts waving wildly]
Rodney Carrington: Yaaaah! Raaaaaaahh! [Audience roars]
Rodney Carrington: If someone had just jerked his big ass off, he might have been a little more friendly! [gets a dumb look on his face and grins]
Rodney Carrington: Oooooooohhhhh! Ya Ya Ya! Ya Ya Ya! Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya, Ya! [making fun of the Barney song]

Movie: Rodney

Rodney Hamilton: Trina! We can't afford both of us to be stupid at the same time.

TV Show: Rodney