Shaun of the Dead Quotes

David: [points a gun at Shaun's mother Barbara]
Shaun: Don't point that gun at my mum!
Ed: Don't point that gun at Barbara!

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[Shaun and Ed back up to the body of a man they've just hit and Shaun rolls down his window]
Shaun: Are you all right?
Ed: Come on, let's just go.
Shaun: Hello?
Ed: He's going to be dead either way.
Shaun: Ed, that's not the point! [the body rises and moans, zombified, at Shaun and Ed]
Shaun: Oh thank God for that.

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Dianne: [while Shaun is fighting a zombie] SHAUN! [Throws dart and misses]
Shaun: NO!
Shaun: [Diane throws another dart and hits the zombie] YES, hit him in the head
Shaun: [Diane throws a third dart and hits Shaun in the head on accident] AHHHHHHHHH!
Shaun: Come and get it! It's a running buffet! [shouts]
Shaun: All you can eat!

Movie: Shaun of the Dead
Dianne: SHAUN! [Dianne throws a dart and misses]
Shaun: NO! [Dianne throws another dart and hits the zombie]
Shaun: YES, yes, in the head! [Dianne throws a third dart and hits Shaun in the head on accident]
Shaun: AHHHHHHHHH!

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Shaun: [hands Liz flowers] Got you these.
Liz: [Liz reads label] To a wonderful mum?
Shaun: [sniggers] Oooh! Yeah, that's, because... I thought, it would be, funny, because of what you said last night about me y'know, don't wanna be my mum and that. It's just a little joke, just sort of spur of the moment...
Liz: [long pause] They're for your mum, aren't they?
Shaun: Yeah.
Liz: Smooth.

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[Shaun is surprised to see that Liz has a pack of cigarettes]
Liz: You left them in my flat.
Shaun: Yeah, in the bin!
Liz: I was desperate.
Shaun: Sneaky monkey...

Movie: Shaun of the Dead