ReBoot Quotes

Phong: (voiceover) What you are experiencing is a temporary distortion of reality.

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Bob: One day you might end up in... The Fun House! (looks around nervously)

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Cecil: (to Dot) May I say, that all the staff and even some of the food items are rooting for you all the way.

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Enzo: Goodbye!
Cecil: Au revoir!
Enzo: Good luck!
Cecil: Bonne chance! (Enzo gives him a look)

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Bob: In your dreams, Megadumb!

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Bob: (To Dot) Hey, that's not Dot's talkin'!

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Dot: (Dot was in the foul mood) Just leave alone! I quit, okay?! Everybody will be better without me!

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Phong: Chance has nothing to do with it, child. The future is not determined by a throw of the dice. It is determined by the conscious decisions of you and me.

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[Bob storms into Dot's Diner with a pair of binomes]
Bob: You nearly got us nullified! I can't believe you did that!
Enzo: Bob!
[Enzo goes to jump on Bob, but Bob unknowingly dodges him and Enzo crashes into a table]
Dot: Problem?
Bob: You could say that. These two booted into the game and tried to win it by setting off an explosion capable of destroying the planet.
Dot: Bad idea.
Bob: Yes. Especially when you're INSIDE THE PLANET! Why'd you do do it?
Captain Quirk: I had to, mister!
Bob: And all he did was keep saying "Make it so!"
Jean-Luc: And "engage!" I said "engage" more times than "make it so," actually.

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(after a signal that makes the nulls go crazy)
Phong: Very strange...the signal is being emitted from Lost Angles!
Bob: Megabyte!
Enzo: Hexadecimal, Bob.
Bob: What? Right, Hexadecimal. Did I say Megabyte?

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Slash: What a good boy. Look, now he is going for a walk.
Hack: Uh, what phase number is walking Nibbles?
Slash: Dahh, There is no number for walking Nibbles.
Hack: Well, that means he just ran away.
Slash: Yup, that is right. He ran away, alright.
Hack: He's gone.
Slash: He is. Look at him go.
(pause)
Hack & Slash: Ahhh!!

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(after the nulls all cover Hexadecimal)
Mike the TV: It's coming! It's coming I tell ya! Backspace for your lives. Run, run, RUN! And when you're finished, run some more!
Hack: (searching for Megabyte's pet null Nibbles) Ahem. We're looking for a null.
Slash: That's right, uh, have you seen one?
Mike the TV: Have I seen one? HAVE I SEEN ONE?! ...that's a joke, right?
Hack: Hey, whadya mean "joke"?
Slash: Joke. Noun. Something said or done to cause laughter, something not in earnest or ridiculous.
Hack and Mike: (look at him with surprise)
Mike the TV: Hack, Slash, it's your lucky day. You were looking for a single null. Well, what about two million? It's Nullzilla!

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(After the web creature/Megabyte and Hexadecimal have merged)
Bob: I am Guardian four five two. State your name and function.
Gigabyte: I am become Gigabyte, destroyer of Systems.
Bob: Not this System, bub.

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Phong: We will fight you to the last, Megabyte.

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Megabyte: Attention. As you are no doubt aware, the Principal Office is now under my complete control. You're probably looking forward to one of my erudite speeches about me, Megaframe, the new viral dawn, et cetra et cetra. But I'm afraid I'm going to have to disappoint you. There is no grand scheme here. This is about revenge. Viruses are predatory by design, and it is time for me to follow my function. Prepare yourselves... for the hunt!

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Moltar: Toonami will return in a moment with ReBoot.
Moltar: In keeping with Toonami tradition we changed the lineup. Trying to keep it fresh. Change is good. Sailor Moon stays on top at 4: 00 PM. Right now, you are watching ReBoot. Dragon Ball Z is coming up next, and it wouldn't be Toonami if Quest didn't close us out at 5: 30PM. Don't fight the revolution, just lay back and mask in the glow.
Moltar: Dragon Ball Z is next.

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TOM1: ReBoot will be back in a moment.
TOM1: We promised a party in '99, it starts here. At 4: 00 PM, Sailor Moon gets our engines going. Right now you are watching ReBoot. Dragon Ball Z is coming up next, and the Real Adventures of Jonny Quest will crash the car at 5: 30 PM. Questions?
TOM1: ReBoot now continues.
TOM1: Dragon Ball Z is next.

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TOM2: ReBoot will return in a moment.
TOM2: ReBoot now continues.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....another ReBoot is next.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....Dead Zone is next.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....Tree of Might is next.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....Sailor Moon R: The Movie is next.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....Sailor Moon S: The Movie is next.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....Sailor Moon SuperS: The Movie is next.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....World's Finest is next.
TOM2: That's it for ReBoot.....Sub-Zero is next.

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TOM1: ReBoot will return in a moment.
TOM1: ReBoot now continues.
TOM1: That's It for ReBoot.....DBZ is next.

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TOM2: ReBoot will return in a moment.
TOM2: ReBoot now continues.
SARA1: ReBoot will return in a moment.
SARA1: ReBoot now continues.
TOM2: That's It for ReBoot.....Sailor Moon is next.

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