Ratchet and Clank (VG) Quotes

Ratchet: Hehe look Plumbers Crack!
Waterworker: What did you just say?
Ratchet: I said er... look the Plumbers back!
Waterworker: All right wise guy, shouldn't you be on one of them escape transports?
Ratchet: Escape transports?
Waterworker: Newsflash! Giant robots attacking! The escape transports are taking all the rich people of this darn dog planet.
Ratchet: So why arent you on one?

Movie: Ratchet and Clank (VG)
Captain Qwark: Ratchet! I realized that you aren't wearing your regulation Q force green arced tights! I suggest that you get your butt back in uniform before I write you up for a dress code violation!

Movie: Ratchet and Clank (VG)
Clank: [to a robo Qwark] Excuse me captain, but we have more pressing issues. We urgently need your assistance.
Ratchet: Clank?
Clank: Yes?
Ratchet: Do you notice anything unusual about Captain Qwark?
Clank: Well I find the fact that he has a spring where his legs should be to be quite puzzling.
Ratchet: And why do you think that is?
Clank: Possibly an injury occurred while battling evil?
Ratchet: This is't the real Captain Qwark, you numskull! It's a robot!

Movie: Ratchet and Clank (VG)
Commander Sasha: Welcome aboard the Phoenix, gentlemen.
Ratchet: Wow!
Commander Sasha: Impressive, isn't she! The Phoenix is the pride of the Galactic fleet. She's equipped with the latest technology, Power deck training suit, auto vendors for armour and weapons, virtual firing range, Starfighter upgrade system and even a Gadgetron VG-9000 games system.
Ratchet: VG-9000!
Commander Sasha: Of course. With a Manex Fireball pro controller, VR headset and a Zero-G dancepad attachment.
Ratchet: Will you marry me?

Movie: Ratchet and Clank (VG)
Ratchet: This isn't over, Qwark!
Captain Qwark: No, but will be soon...

Movie: Ratchet and Clank (VG)