Less Than Perfect Quotes

Claude Casey: Just back off! He's *mine*! [Claude turns and plants one on Kipp, Kipp's date walks off, Kipp looks truly horrified]
Claude Casey: Walk it off. J-J-Just walk it off! That's what I'm gonna do!

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Kipp: Hey, is that Owen with a girl?
Lydia: Oh my God, it is. [pause]
Lydia: Should we go and help her?

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Lydia: You'd think she rode into work on a donkey.

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Lydia: No one thinks I'm funny. I think I'm *so* funny.

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[Claude thinks she's going on a date with Will ]
Ramona: You are naïve and gullible and he will take advantage of you.
Claude Casey: God, I hope so.

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Owen: Now this really steams my broccoli.

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Lydia: No one thinks I'm funny. I think I'm *so* funny.

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Lydia: Your scent is supposed to linger, not change global weather patterns.

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Claude Casey: So. You and Jeb are like two peas in a pod.
Will Butler: He was not a good hire.
Claude Casey: What? I thought that you liked him.
Will Butler: Not anymore. Did you hear his boat caught on fire?
Claude Casey: Well, that's terrible. I don't know that's necessarily a character flaw.
Will Butler: Everybody knows it's my thing to talk about boat problems.
Claude Casey: Well... hey! Maybe you'll get lucky and your boat will sink.
Will Butler: Oh, Claude. You always know how to cheer me up.

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Kipp: Claude...
Claude Casey: You're welcome, Kipp.
Kipp: I was going to say: could I borrow $10 for lunch?

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