Outlaw Golf (VG) Quotes

Commentator: Whoa! A tree on a golf course! Who would've thought?
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Connor: [staring at Trixie] I'd like to hit my ball onto her fairway.
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Commentator: Just like my girlfriend, this green is fast.
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El Suave: Thank you. Thank you. Although I care very little for you.
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Scrummy O'Doole: This hole starts off innocently enough. It's a nice straight shot down the fairway. You feel good about yourself playing it safe down the middle. Then Holy Crap! It's the freakin Grand Canyon! Talk about a ball-buster. Who dreamed up this bloody 530 yard Par 5 nightmare of a hole? Then when you thought it couldn't get worse, you get kicked right in the privates with a sheer drop down to a wee little green that you can barely piss on! This hole will make a man out of ya, even if you're a lassie.
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