Profiler Quotes

"Chloe Waters #2: Take your own advice, Mom. Dr. Samantha "Sam" Waters: Advice is like Christmas presents. It's better to give than to receive.

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Arngrim: I grow tired of you. Finishing strike! Final Blast!

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Dr. Samantha "Sam" Waters: Well, when a killer punishes like this, it usually means he knows the victims, that's what triggers this kind of frenzy.
George Fraley: No connects so far. Business, family, locations, only thing they have in common is an area code.
Dr. Samantha "Sam" Waters: Well, like I said, maybe he didn't know them.

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Lee: [annoyed] Do you know who I am?
Presenter: You're Lee from Steps.
Lee: Oh, I thought I was H.
H: [confused] No, I H.
Lee: Well, who's Lisa, then?
H: The fat one.
Lee: I said we should have badges with our names on!

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Paul Simon: [on his relationship with Art Garfunkel] As longs as we don't have to see or listen to each other, we get along just fine.

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Tom Jones: Oh, I'll tell you who I've met: Tom Jones! Smashing knockers...

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