The First Wives Club Quotes

Chris Paradis: Doormat!
Annie Paradis: Lesbian!

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Elise: You think that because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings. Well you're wrong. I'm an actress. I've got all of them!

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Elise: I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strung person.
Brenda: No, that's why your co-stars drink.

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Elise: And you didn't even invite me to your son's bar mitzvah!
Brenda: I didn't think you would come.
Annie: Yeah, it was in Hebrew!
Brenda: Oh shutup!

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Shelly: Gunilla Garson Goldberg, personally inviting me to one of her super-social luncheons!
Morty: Why?

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Shelly: Brenda, why don't you try on one of these in *your size*?

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